Funny Quote by Hussein Nishah Download Open image “I am sure I have a defective iphone, I keep pressing the home button and Im still at work” — Hussein Nishah ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Funny facebook status
I'm pretty sure I have a defective iphone 5, I keep pressing the home button and I'm still at work. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think my new iPhone 5S is broken. I pressed the home button and I'm still at work — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
I think my iPhone is broken. I pressed the home button and I'm still at school... — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
I think...my phone is broken. I pressed the home button but I'm still at office....omg ! — Zhat Copy Share Image
My Iphone had the same problem too after using it for about an year. I smlipy went on Genius Bar, made an appointment, went… — Patricia Copy Share Image
I'm not one of those people who sits at dinner on their iPhone all night. I'm either working or I'm not. I've gone down… — Curtis Stone Copy Share Image
The iPhone has completely changed how I interact with information on the go. When I travel I leave the notebook at home. — Steve Rubel Copy Share Image
There have been times I've been out, and my phone battery is at nine percent, and I was like, 'Time to go home.' — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
I can barely use my iPhone. I can't do Facebook, can't do Twitter, can't do Instagram, none of it. — Joe Gilgun Copy Share Image
Females always say, you can't turn a hoe into a house wife, but steady be trying to turn a dog into a faithful man… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
If in the middle of an argument I suddenly fall silent it does not mean you have won... No it means you should probably… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
People might say your not normal but if you ask me normal isnt that much fun. being yourself and being abnormal is Awesome, dont… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
My ex texted me saying, You can delete my number, I don't give a damn no more. I texted back saying, Who's this? — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Dear you have always been doing well; if you will keep on going you will meet your destination. Good luck to you — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Has learned that sometimes it is just easier to agree with someone, than to argue a stupid point they think they have. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
If you can't see yourself marrying the person your with, why are you with them? — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
You tell me you love me, but Im not sure you know what love is, or how fast it flies, or how much it… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image