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It's so weird to think that before Twitter, all of this nonsense just stayed in people's heads. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Teacher: Come on! You learned this in 3rd grade! Me: I can`t remember what I ate for breakfast. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In Kindergarten we called them cooties...in High School we call them STD`s. — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
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I told my friend I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. — Deezy Da Dreadhead Copy Share Image
This is a great idea. Put 6 locks on your door all in a row,and lock every other one when ya go… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I decided to workout today, so I put the DVD on and watched it until I got tired — Sherrice Hodge Copy Share Image
Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down.… — Author Name Copy Share Image
To the world you may be someone, but to someone you may be the world. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
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When you fuck over people who've been nothing but good to you, you create demons for yourself. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A real man can stay loyal to his woman without getting sidetracked by hoes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Friends are like bum cheeks, shit comes between them but they always stick together. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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