You know, you can really get wet playing games in that new Pentium-VI dishwasher. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that its my cellphone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Deleting your Facebook is like running away from home. You're only doing it for attention and you'll be back in a day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Best friends are those who, even if in jail for violence , will sit beside and say : dude.. That was some… — Rose Hathway Copy Share Image
*Buying condoms* Cashier: Would you like a bag with that? Me: No thanks... She's not that ugly. — Francis Copy Share Image
Sunglasses: Allowing you to stare at people without getting caught, It's like Facebook but real life..:) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When a girl says have fun She means have a horrible time without me. Not true... Maybe! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Instead of raising awareness for bullying, how about parents just stop raising assholes? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Strangers think I'm quiet. My friends think I'm outgoing. My best friends know that I'm completely insane. — Emalie Newhall Copy Share Image
Exercise (ex*er*siz) v. -- To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
While looking for love I sent my pictures to the Lonely Hearts Club. The reply came back, We are not that lonely. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Today I sent out a text saying, Hey, I lost my phone, will you call it? 12 people called me...I need smarter… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
What the fuck I look like stressing over friends? I got family I walk pass and don't even speak to. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That Awkward moment when yur writting something and accidentally yew 4get the spelling so start act like yur in Babe class ABCDE..... — Junior Dè Rèál Testament Copy Share Image
