Funny facebook status Quote by Megan O'Kane Download Open image “I hate people that use their Facebook relationship status for attention.” — Megan O'Kane ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status Hate people Relationship Relationship status
Some people need to realize that the relationship status tab on Facebook is in no way similar to a light switch...LOL — Adar Burks Copy Share Image
I hate it when someone says, facebook ruins relationships, no slut you ruined your own relationship, no one told you to go on and… — Ella Rojas Copy Share Image
Sorry your decision to quietly change your relationship status was broadcast to every single one of your Facebook friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mf say facebook fuck up there relationship mf stop you fuck up yor relationship on facebook doing dumb shit I no someone will feel… — Tony G Copy Share Image
I don't really want to talk about relationships because it lets people into stuff. I'm not on Facebook for that reason. — Jodie Whittaker Copy Share Image
Never knew liking somebody status on facebook ment you had to know them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have a love-hate relationship with Facebook. It enables me to talk to readers from all over the world, but it also makes it… — Pamela Clare Copy Share Image
Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no. — Megan O'Kane Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image
