You said you wont leave me alone but where are you now? I'm alone again and I haven't forgotten about you. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't need to lie. But, sometimes, I like to give the truth an extreme makeover. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thinking of punching these random street people in the face is an excellent way to waste an evening. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I've always had a feeling that maybe God and Satan were females.. because guys can't keep grudges for this long.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If they ever made another remake of Joan of Arc, they should use Alicia Keys' song This Girl Is On Fire. — Laura S Copy Share Image
Theres a lot of fishes in da ocean...I know!.. But ur one of those DORKY FISH I cant afford to LET GO...… — Joanne Lobedica Copy Share Image
Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw how you handled your responsibilities, even when you didn' t feel good, and I… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Why is it that in girl tampons commercials they're always laughing and dancing? Shouldn't they be reving chainsaws & burning shit down? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Isn't it strange that a group of very intelligent individuals combined into a political party become collectively stupid? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Me: its so hot in here friend: should I leave? ;D me: no your actually the air conditioner — Francis Copy Share Image
Old Saying ¦ Think before you speak. New saying ¦ GOOGLE, before you post. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
Q: Why do women live longer than men? A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are no relationship problems that can't be solved through suitable application of high explosives. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You may think I'm stupid or blind to what's going on but the truth is I know & I'm saving that all… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To feel good about yourself, is there a quota on how many other people each day you have to condemn? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The sad thing about facebook is it's more accurate than the weather man. — Kayla Zmayefski Copy Share Image
