Funny facebook status Quote by Patience Download Open image “I just spotted some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces.” — Patience ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status Humor Photography Teenage Teenage girl
“Most ducks have legs like orange spatulas. Those must be lazy swimmers. Mine have thighs like Michael Phelps in the summer of 2008.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
That annoying moment when you log in to a social network website and BOOM you find a girl with duck lips....seriously it ain't cute! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Women who start out as ugly ducklings don't become beautiful swans. What they mainly become is confident ducks. They take charge of their lives. — Maeve Binchy Copy Share Image
If you know anything about ducks, you know a baby duck will imprint itself on you. It misses its mother. — Michael Leunig Copy Share Image
If I see one more female taking a picture with Duck Lips I'm going to punch her and make them permanent. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Ducks are practically defenseless, and as a result, they have many predators. There are foxes, coyotes, wolves, raccoons, bobcats, hawks, and Janet Yellen.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Shes talking to angels counting the stars, making a wish on a passing car dancing with strangers falling apart waiting for superman to pick… — Patience Copy Share Image
I just dont know why people stalk. like forreal why? it's a big waste of your time! and plus its called cyberstalking. which is… — Patience Copy Share Image
I know they say, that no one is perfect, but I swear she's perfect for me And that makes it so much harder to… — Patience Copy Share Image
She was waiting for me too get up todayy! she was staring from her vcage right at me<3 ^_^ — Patience Copy Share Image
Truth is, I miss you. all the time, every second, every minute, every hour, every day. — Patience Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image
