Oh sorry, I couldn't hear you over the imaginary sex I was having with you in my head. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I dont like a female that WANT attention...bitch try N WANT some money — IG:catone_2_funny Copy Share Image
Welcome to 2012: Presidents are black, rappers are white, and asians play basketball. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
LOVE, Something which combines the two greatest powers on earth -- war and peace; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The next time a women says all men are dogs, ask her which breed her father is .. — Camille Cassie Govender Copy Share Image
Happy Friday to all my loyal friends and to all you backstabbing, two faced, fake friends I hope karma bitch slaps you! — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
Working in a team means spending half your time convincing the others that your idea is better than theirs. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Honey, please help me find a match for this sock. What for? Are you going to set it on fire? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When I kill a bug in my house, I leave the dead body around for a bit to warn the others.!!! — Tufail Mehraj Copy Share Image
Makes me laugh how every rapper goes around sayin things like, I fucked yo bitch…umm since when was getting sloppy seconds a… — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
My wifi suddenly stop working then I realized that my neighbors have not paid the bill. How irresponsible people are — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Man facebook got some nerve I git invited to some event and it goes and picks out my date what you think… — Jeremy Smith Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw how you handled your responsibilities, even when you didn' t feel good, and I… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Dance like the photos not being tagged. Love like you've never been unfriended. Sing like nobody's following. Share like you care. And… — Raymond Estrada Copy Share Image
