Funny facebook status Quote by Jeremy Smith

I hate it when I get event invites from a facebook friend who is a continent away, am obviously aint going to attend.

— Collins Hasty

I was getting gig offers from neighbouring countries, but no one knew me in India. Just when I was about to accept an offer,…

— Bhuvan Bam

That one day of popularity on facebook because it's your birthday.

— Anonymous

Luckily, there is no dearth of fan attention in India. I get so much love whenever I am in India.

— Pooja Batra

My videos went viral in Pakistan and Bangladesh, but, funnily enough, not in India. India took a lot of time to warm up to…

— Bhuvan Bam

Oh, you sent me an event invite on Facebook? Weve never met and you live 2,400 miles away, of course Ill go.

— Anonymous

I hate when I get invited to weird events on Facebook. For the fifth time, I don't want to go to your cat's birthday…

— Anonymous

Ahhh facebook is funny

— Author Name

Dear facebook, u really wana noe wts in my mind??? wana kill sum1 4 askng me same thng again n again n again...:P

— Anonymous

I am not Indian, but I have lived and worked in Mumbai, visited on multiple reporting trips, and celebrated more than one Holi there.

— Elizabeth Flock

Some independent Indian films do so well at these festivals in Europe and in the United States that when they come back, India just…

— Arfi Lamba

Please understand that my 'May Attend' response to your Facebook Event means 'No'

— Anonymous