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I don't date. The thought of that is so yuck.

— Heather Locklear

Dating is great unless you don't like horrible awkwardness, lying, and a deep foreboding sense of disappointment that never goes away.

— Dov Davidoff

I don't like to date so much as I just like to kind of, you know, run into somethin', man.

— Joe Namath

“The world of dating is filled with bad dates, social mishaps and crappy sex.”

— Steven Magee

Honestly, I think dating is hard. Period.

— Sevyn Streeter

Horrible date all through high school and college. Here's an impression of me on a date in high school. Come on, chug it!

— David Spade

In fact, no one has ever really wanted to go on a date with me.

— Mika

My two big date deal breakers are someone with no sense of humor and someone who chews badly. I will never be with someone…

— Elizabeth Gillies

...sometimes I get tired. Sometimes I get bored. And sometimes all I want, more than anything else in the world, is to go on…

— Kiersten White

If you're the type who ditches your date in the middle and refuses any explanation whatsoever, well then... SCREW YA!

— Myself

The process of a date, I think, is terrible. Horrible. Because everything is banal and predicted.

— Miuccia Prada

I'm 29 and I've been on one date! When I think of it like that it's quite scary.

— Maura Higgins