Getting off the internet at night is usually the hardest part of the day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Staying up late every night... Regretting it every morning... then doing it all over again!! Just me..? — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
Awkward moment when you're dancing in the middle of the road and you didn't realize there was a car behind you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Best friends = They know how weird you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.. — Sachithra Copy Share Image
Puddle: A small body of water that attracts other small bodies wearing dry shoes. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If Olive Oil iS Made from OLIVES.... then what iS BABY oil made of!?????? Poor Babies. — Syoung Copy Share Image
FACEBOOK Is The Only Place Where It's Acceptable To Talk To A Wall... And Being Liked As Well... — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
CONGRATULATIONS! You've won a lifetime supply of air: Not valid under water, in space, when dead, or while choking. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I see your lips moving, but all I hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There comes a point in everyone's life that they need to make changes. Today I am going to change my socks and… — Tammi Post Copy Share Image
'Are you as bored as I am?' Makes sense even when you read it backwards... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A nonsense chat makes sense when you are talking with someone special, — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Females: I'ma slap that b*tch when I see her, she got me f**ked up! *Girl walks past. She lucky she ain't look… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
