Im so indie, she thinks to herself as she puts the lyrics to Skinny Love as her Facebook status. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you think you're having a bad day, just remember, somebody is going to have Snooki as a mom. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a 'Bang.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can tell a lot about a person by their car.... For example, if it's in a ditch, it's a woman. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I hate weddings. Old people would poke me saying You're next. They stopped when I started going up to them at funerals… — Hemantsmarty Copy Share Image
Self-Checkout lanes were invented by a guy who was sent out to buy tampons. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cop: Ma'am, what's in the bottle? Me: Just some water. Cop: Ma'am that's wine... Me: Jesus did it again!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not here to judge, I'm just pointing out all the mistakes you're making. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Reasons you should date me: 1) I'm awesome. 2) I have a good heart. 3) I'm requesting. 4) I'm begging. 5) Please. — Shushi Copy Share Image
Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance. Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair. Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage. Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yes women are complicated its only coz their heart & brain are apart from other organs, unlike men who think, love &… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I've never been in love before...But I can imagine its similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are 2 reasons why we dont trust people: 1. We dont know them. 2. We do know them. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Never in my life have I seen a tombstone that read: Died for not forwarding that text to 10 people. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey that's not fair! - A dumb bitch realizing she got bad directions to the fair. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
God is Good, Great, so many things to us. It could of been a coincidence but my prayer did come true, I… — CJ Copy Share Image
When I die I want someone to continue uploading my quotes, just to freak people out :) — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
