Woman say:I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? Woman means:I can't believe you have nothing planned! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm 4 months pregnant, and its your baby . — Carlos Banks Copy Share Image
Okay. - the only thing ever said by guys in Sex, Shower and Sandwitch. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The origin of the word Boob: The B is the aerial view, the oo is the front view, the b is the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best kinds of laughter: 1) Laughing so hard that your laugh becomes silent. 2) Feeling a 6 pack coming. 3) Tears in your eyes. — Enhance Dreams Copy Share Image
Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, 'Send one of my bags to New York, one to Los Angeles, and… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Dear 11 year old on Facebook with 'It's complicated.' Seriously????? What did he do??? Steal your animal crackers?? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Roses are red grass is greener when I think of you I touch my wiener. Roses are red lemons are sour spread… — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
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Just thought I'd let you know I've been diagnosed with awesomeness. You might want to get checked, but I doubt you caught… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People be drop outta school, get a job at McDonald's, and be all like I'm grinding ...On my grind ...yeah Grind me… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A teenager's Facebook update: Internet was not working last night, spent time with family.. they seem to be nice people... — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
