Funny facebook status Quote by Paulelo Download Open image “To be half drunk is waste of money” — Paulelo ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status Money
Making drinks is obviously half of bartending, the other half is ringing them in. — Tom Sandoval Copy Share Image
I'm not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price. — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
It’s a great advantage not to drink among hard drinking people. — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
Drinking is another way of thinking, another way of living. It gives you two lives instead of one. — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
Let's put it this way: the glass is half-empty, but the fact is, I can always get another drink — Ville Valo Copy Share Image
When you go out with a drunk, you’ll notice how a drunk fills your glass so he can empty his own. As long as… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image
