Funny facebook status Quote by Paulelo

I was so drunk the whole time that I took bottles for girls and girls for bottles.

— Anton Chekhov

But then the wine came, one glass and then a second glass. And somewhere during that second drink, the switch was flipped. The wine…

— Caroline Knapp

My dad used to have to open the second bottle of wine in the loo in case Mum heard the cork coming out.

— Hugh Grant

At the end of the day, I let myself have a glass of wine.

— Jane Seymour

Woke up this morning with a wine glass in my hand. Who's wine, what wine, where the hell did I dine?

— Peter Frampton

I was out once and had wine and I got sick to my stomach, and I vowed I would never drink again.

— Janet Jackson

“When I opened up the bottle of wine, Thebes said whoa, you yanked that cork out of there like you were saving it from…

— Miriam Toews

I came from dinner, went downtown with my friends, the elevator was down, I ran down the hall toward my room at 10 at…

— Jill Clayburgh

A bottle of wine was good company.

— Ernest Hemingway

“God damn it! Where’s my wine?”

— Mark T. Sullivan

I've been in a treatment center for drinkin'. I stayed for two days, then escaped.

— Evel Knievel

Wine unlocks the breast.

— Horace