Funny facebook status Quote by Bigboyalweezy Download Open image “Everybody out here getting pregnant and having babies that shit must be contagious” — Bigboyalweezy ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status Getting Pregnant Pregnancy
There are follies as catching as contagious disorders. — Francois de La Rochefoucauld Copy Share Image
I have a disease, it's called awesomeness, don't worry it's not contagious... — Kaylee Mondrella Copy Share Image
It’s not contagious, you know. Death is as natural as life. It’s part of the deal we made. — Mitch Albom Copy Share Image
I really wish everybody really would stop acting pregnant or doing extra stuff the last time I checked being pregnant was serious. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do not listen to those who weep and complain, for their disease is contagious. — Og Mandino Copy Share Image
Instead of cheating on someone just break up with them instead of getting caught n never having a chance with them never again — Bigboyalweezy Copy Share Image
God makes no mistakes but we're not gods we gone make mistake but we have the will and strength to fix em — Bigboyalweezy Copy Share Image
Karma is a bitch if you make her that way she'll be a nice little freak and give you what you want if you… — Bigboyalweezy Copy Share Image
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH-CHUUUUUUUUU sorry Im allergic to bullshit get away from me before I get sick of you — Bigboyalweezy Copy Share Image
You make me smile even when the rest of the worlds gives me reasons not to — Bigboyalweezy Copy Share Image
Women give sex in exchange for love while men give love in exchange for sex — Bigboyalweezy Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image