Childbirth Quote by Jennifer L. Armentrout

“Yeah, women could go on all they liked about how painful childbirth was. Eventually most of them thought about having another baby. No guy…

— Evie Hunter

“Pregnant? But that's impossible. My patient's a man!”

— Sara Trimble

“Oh, God. I can’t do this. I only slightly want to have a baby. I think. I actually don’t know at all.”

— Sophie Hannah

“Do you think she wanted to make you the person who told her she might never have a baby?” My breath caught in”

— Kendall Ryan

“...childbirth is at best necessary and tolerable. It is not fun. (Like shitting a pumpkin, a friend of mine told me when I inquired…

— Shulamith Firestone

“Being in the womb was like taking a nine-month bath. I wanted to take a shower, but no matter how hard I kicked, or…

— Jarod Kintz

“Women were created gullible. It they weren't no babies would be born.”

— Dakota Dawn

“What would she have made of her life in the absence of childbirth? Maybe no more than she did in its presence and to…

— Debbie McGowan

“Natural childbirth —I would never understand it. It was like going to the dentist and saying, "Novocain? No thanks. Just go in there Doc…

— J.L. Berg

“I thought about this. “Young female bodies are built to get pregnant, you know,” I said coolly. I was still gazing up at the…

— Cat Marnell

“Maybe that’s why God made childbirth so painful, so that when your life is wrecked by children you know it could be worse.”

— J.T. Lawrence

“Odd that you should choose to be a midwife, having never experienced birth yourself.” In other circumstances the words would have stung. She thought,…

— Roberta Rich