Funny facebook status Quote by Sniper Download Open image “Hello bitch,i am rich can I rent ya pussy for 1 week?” — Sniper ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status
Be depressed for pussy it ant nothin instead of worryin about who tht bitch fuckin why dont you get you some money — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
Girls are like the bank, they'll loan you the pussy, just as long as your ass keeps making the monthly payment. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Baby money? I got you baby money, kidnap your bitch and get that how much youlove your lady money — Lil Wayne Copy Share Image
Am single and single and ready to be single and not searchin cos I ain't google — Sniper Copy Share Image
If u are ma friend and u diss me,i will dismiss u in ma life cos ma life is mine not urs — Sniper Copy Share Image
Am alife not just because am wise buh because God gave me another chance and see how wisely I will use it to shout… — Sniper Copy Share Image
U can think there, buh u may not be there....Let go of wat u can't GET OVER I — Sniper Copy Share Image
Heart closed for further notice,contact ma hrt on FUCK LOVE on L.O.V.E N.O M.O.R.E — Sniper Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image
