Facebook Quotes by Nikhil Saluja · Page 26

When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you make my fav cake for me, and I learned that the little things…

— Nikhil Saluja

There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.

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LOVE, A strange feeling that comes over a man -- when he keeps wanting to call a girl by his last name;

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Earth is full. Go home.

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My mind is now so crowded with valuable information that I can't think.

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I've learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down will be the ones who do.

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Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. -- A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.

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Don't Take It Seriously * When the HUNTER says, Goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots

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When I die I want to be be reincarnated as a Lizard. Just so I can finally hear a women say Oh…

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The NFL is boring, the NBA is disintegrating, baseball is totally predictable. Maybe we do need the XFL. Maybe we need Nude…

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I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.

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MIRAGE, Another, and probably more precise way, to spell marriage

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Never lend a book to someone who don't know how to read, never give your heart to someone that don't know how…

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John Deere's manure spreader is the only equipment the company won't stand behind.

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Men are more likely to be struck by lightening than women. That means no storms occur in a kitchen.

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I've learned that no matter how you try to protect your children, they will eventually get arrested and end up in the…

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Some people are just so good at faking feelings.

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MARRIAGE, A group which consists of: a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two;

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HUSBAND, GOOD, A man who feels in his pockets every time he passes a mailbox

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Woman say:YOU NEVER LISTEN. Woman means:You never listen.

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BOTTLE FEEDING: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.

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MARRIAGE, In Japanese is called Judo -- the art of conquering by yielding. This is the western equivalent of Yes, dear;

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INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

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I mention someone, get no replyback, and I'm left feeling like an idiot.

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Revenge is a dish best served on the boobs a couple of times.

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