I personally have no interest in being a star or a celebrity. I want my stand-up comedy and how I think as… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Sex is a very narrow avenue. You only have so many holes and parts, and eventually, you run out of things to… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
“I started to crawl off; then I remembered my leftover pizza, and I peeled off the salami, pepperoni, and anchovies and placed… — Duffy Brown Copy Share Image
Women, a lot of the time, are so much funnier than men, but they just choose not to do comedy for a… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
I surrender. Watch my freshies ! Watch my freshies ! Ahhh! Don't worry kids I'll save you. — Pauly D Copy Share Image
I believe comedy is the toughest genre to bring alive onscreen, but it's something that I really enjoy doing as an actor. — Riya Sen Copy Share Image
Status is always ripe for satire, status is always good for comedy. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
Comedy shows in D.C. are so much fun. I think because of the intense area that is connected to politics that people… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I watch a lot of TV, I drink a lot of coffee, but you know what's really addictive? Heroin. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I don't know if I would call my comedy shows artistic, but sometimes, when you have a clever person lighting it, there… — Tim Key Copy Share Image
“If the sky falls, we shall catch larks./Když nebe padá , zjímáme skřivani.” — Czech proverb Copy Share Image
Play your part in the comedy, but don't identify yourself with your role. — Wei Wu Wei Copy Share Image
It's a comedy thriller, brilliantly written and it's full of twists and turns at every page. When I was reading it I… — Louise Jameson Copy Share Image
A friend of mine wrote a script, a feminist romantic comedy. She had a feminist scholar consult on it. My friend said,… — Gillian Jacobs Copy Share Image
Obviously, comedy, or art in general, or television, or whatever you want to call it's all subjective. But I do like to… — Charlie Day Copy Share Image
“Aye lass,” nodded Gizurr, “you are quite the beauty for sure. I’d certainly offer to buy you a beer or two if… — Jake Adler Copy Share Image
For me, if I were to be at home in any kind of style, it is more comedy than anything else. — Rufus Sewell Copy Share Image
Comedy crowds - we always want to come out and ask you, 'How you feeling?' We always say that, 'By a round… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
I don't resent at all people saying, 'Oh, he's like a sweetheart'... but within comedy, it's a very funny way to talk… — Josh Gondelman Copy Share Image
Dinosaur fossils? God put those there to test our faith." Thank God I'm strapped in right now here man. I think God… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
It's like love making, the foreplay is the biggest part, the same thing as comedy. If you can frame your show in… — Tommy Chong Copy Share Image
I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender.... all you do is say what the… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I'm standing in a slaughterhouse where the cattle are begging to become hamburgers. I have a right to be jumpy. — Amelia Atwater-Rhodes Copy Share Image
I always loved comedy, but it never seemed like something that I could do professionally. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
In other big cities, I can play a series of sold-out one-nighters at various comedy clubs, but Detroit's the only place in… — Soupy Sales Copy Share Image
Doing comedy is very difficult and if you do it perfectly you can do any kind of roles. — Brahmanandam Copy Share Image
I think a sense of humor is a very personal thing, and I don't know if I am talented enough to do… — Charlize Theron Copy Share Image
'What About Bob' is my all-time favorite, and I think I've always been prone to comedy. — Lana Copy Share Image
I think in some parts of our English history we've had huge amounts of almost too much great comedy. You kind of… — Kate Bush Copy Share Image
“Hey, he's not using a holster," I said, glancing at Alex's on the dresser. He laughed out loud. "Yeah, I guess he… — L.A.Weatherly Copy Share Image
The Greek tragedies and comedies are like a roadmap to all the ways in which trying to live this rich, full life… — Martha C. Nussbaum Copy Share Image
I'm a pretty funny guy, and I would love to do a comedy with a bunch of funny guys - movie-star guys,… — LeBron James Copy Share Image
Comedies in Hollywood is usually the path of least resistance when it comes to being black in Hollywood and putting movies together.… — Ice Cube Copy Share Image
I'm sort of known in the comedy community as "Smooth Sailing," just 'cause everything always goes great. I've always had success at… — Jon Glaser Copy Share Image
I couldn't make a living as a comic in Ireland and I was watching my friends from college getting good jobs, buying… — Ardal O'Hanlon Copy Share Image
