I don't understand how girls could be so in love with a guy one week and the next not even talk to… — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
They named it Twitter because Licking each other dirty asses was too long. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Who wants to lend me their cleavage? Need more followers. Will pay weekly. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Everyone has a life story. Mine will probably end with something like then he found twitter. — Nikhil Saluja Life Copy Share Image
Gossip is talking about someone who's not present at that moment. — Nikhil Saluja Conversation Copy Share Image
If Men Got Pregnant: They'd have to stop saying, I'm afraid I'll drop him. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Regarding the Boy Scouts, I'm very suspicious of any organization that has a handbook. — Nikhil Saluja Boy scout Copy Share Image
Just saw my dog's dick. Having trouble looking him in the eyes now. — Nikhil Saluja Dog Copy Share Image
If Men Got Pregnant: They'd stay in bed for the entire nine months. — Nikhil Saluja Nine months Copy Share Image
I'm not a narcissist, I just like to spend most of the day infront of the mirror admiring God's gift to earth. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Whenever you're feeling sad masturbate, because every sad story deserves a happy ending. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you like internet jokes, you should see my online bank account. — Nikhil Saluja Bank account Copy Share Image
You are the Powerful person only when., your Presence can decrease or increase someones Heartbeat.!!! — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Ah, beer. The cause of and the solution to all of life's problems. — Nikhil Saluja Beer Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the Hell Happened to your bra and panties. — Nikhil Saluja Alcohol Copy Share Image
If your daily twitter mission isn't to get 10 or more unfollows we can't be friends. — Nikhil Saluja Friends Copy Share Image
Instagram: Because even ugly & fat girls wanna feel like models sometimes. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You know you've drank too much when you actually ask your wife to drive you home. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.' — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
How about this, you remove Funny/Model from your bio and let me be the judge of that. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Are you okay? Always the same question. I'm fine. Always the same lie. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Oh, you're an actor??? Why don't you act like a waiter and get me another beer. — Nikhil Saluja Actor Copy Share Image
She wanted to sign up as an organ donor, but all she had was a guitar. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Each year in my sleep I swallow about 8 spiders and 120 slices of cake. — Nikhil Saluja Sleep Copy Share Image
If Men Got Pregnant: Men would be eager to talk about commitment — Nikhil Saluja Commitment Copy Share Image
Whats one thing that all women have in common? They all moan in the same language. — Nikhil Saluja Feminism Copy Share Image
I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are politicians or celebrities. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
A Woman Never Say: If we're not going to have sex, then you have to at least let me lick your balls… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
LOVE, A strange feeling that comes over a man -- when he keeps wanting to call a girl by his last name; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A detective on the drug detail developed seizures. He is a narcoleptic. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
The best thing about this tweet is, by the time you found it's completely worthless, it's too late for you to stop… — Nikhil Saluja Time Copy Share Image
I have a computer, a vibrator, & pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house? — Nikhil Saluja Computers Copy Share Image
I ignore texts. I let the phone ring. It's nothing personal, but people need to realize that sometimes I don't want to… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When I'm loud, people tell me to be quiet. But when I'm quiet, people ask me what's wrong with me. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Ordered a tea, caught myself watching daily soap & had to reach down to check if I still had a dick. — Nikhil Saluja Tea Copy Share Image
If I followed you back after 15 minutes of following me, I was just pretending to be busy & I failed. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Just because you're attractive does not mean everyone wants you. Bitch Please. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
SEX DRIVE, a physical craving which appears at puberty and ends at marriage — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anybody can start today and make a new ending... — Nikhil Saluja New beginning Copy Share Image
