With all these shit stains, shut your ass hole doesn't offend me at all — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
If you're a guy who's into Twilight, have a doctor prescribe you with a heavy dose of man the fuck up. — Nikhil Saluja Twilight Copy Share Image
Girls are really dressing up like sluts these days. This one young girl just got up from her seat & I totally… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Ladies: never trust a guy who goes to McDonalds and orders the Filet-O-Fish. Real men don't eat that shit. — Nikhil Saluja Real men Copy Share Image
Think how miserable your sex life has to be to find the time to leave a comment on a porn video. — Nikhil Saluja Life Copy Share Image
The rarest sight in the world is a woman who is happy with photographs of herself. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I want to sit on my right hand so it feels like someone else is stopping me from masturbating. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Good girls say no Bad girls say when? Naughty girls don't say anything, they just moan and scream a lot. — Nikhil Saluja Bad girl Copy Share Image
Sex is directly proportional to insecurity. The more insecure you are, the more sex you have on. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I got a teenage daughter and a menopausal wife. One's getting breasts, one's getting whiskers. My life is over. — Nikhil Saluja Children Copy Share Image
There are only 2 things wrong in family reunion. The family thing & The reunion thing. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Don't get shock if I unfollow you. It was completely your fault (for thinking I am different). — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
I hate the word 'followers' so from now on I'm going to call you guys my 'troops' — Nikhil Saluja Followers Copy Share Image
INDEPENDENT: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say. — Nikhil Saluja Alcohol Copy Share Image
Twitter is really fun - you can talk about one person and it makes 50 others think it's about them. — Nikhil Saluja Twitter Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is best assured when, instead of looking at each other, the two look out in the same direction; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Ways of Life : One thing you can give and still keep ...is your word. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I didn't give a fuck until I drank Red Bull. Now I don't give a flying fuck. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My sweet wife getting so upset watching Sunny Leone. Guess I should stop masturbating and see what's wrong with her. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
What the fuck is going up there - My stomach wondering while I'm chewing gum — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never knew you could offend someone by masturbating. This couple just opened their closet and they look really pissed. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I like you much that I don't want any other girl to have you but yet not enough to see me with… — Nikhil Saluja Girl Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're chatting with someone and see '….. is typing' and then they end up writing nothing. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Guys: if one of your homeboys watches Twilight, it's your job as a man to call him a bitch. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I read the newspaper every day just to see if there's anyone I know in the obituaries or the underwear ads. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Husbands are like guns ... keep one around for long enough and you're gonna want to shoot it! — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug. — Nikhil Saluja Coffee Copy Share Image
Happiness is not the end of problems but the ability to deal with them — Nikhil Saluja Ability Copy Share Image
Smile. It confuses people. Then hit them over the head with an iron pipe and take their wallet. — Nikhil Saluja Smile Copy Share Image
Porn Rule: Women's panties become soaked with moisture at the slightest suggestion of sex. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Ladies don't be afraid to get naughty. Rock his world and leave him begging for more! — Nikhil Saluja Alcohol Copy Share Image
You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When You channel surf faster without a remote. — Nikhil Saluja Coffee Copy Share Image
When somebody says Expect the unexpected slap them in the face and say You didn't expect that, did you? — Nikhil Saluja Expect the unexpected Copy Share Image
No matter how good she looks, Some other guy is sick and tired Of putting up with her shit. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more fucked up than you think. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone. — Nikhil Saluja Experience Copy Share Image
Good girls loosen a few buttons when its hot Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons Naughty girls unbutton… — Nikhil Saluja Bad girl Copy Share Image
You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When You can't even remember your second cup. — Nikhil Saluja Coffee Copy Share Image
