I got a teenage daughter and a menopausal wife. One's…

I actually got to write with one of my musical heroes, a guy named Raine Maida from Our Lady Peace. I got to sit…

— David Cook

I do get propositions, but you can't take it serious. I'm in me mid-forties, I've got teenage kids - there's no way I'm going…

— John Bishop

I'm post-menopausal. I have nothing but time. Post-menopausal do not sleep. You obviously don't know one. We get about three hours of sleep a…

— Kathie Lee Gifford

One of them is already having some menopausal symptoms. I'm working on that. I'm giving them all little lines under the eyes, trying to…

— Alison Bechdel

“Menopausal women are the horniest,”

— C.D. Reiss

There is much to be said for post-menopausal celibacy. Sex is rough on loners because you have to have somebody else around, but now…

— Florence King

In 1900, the average life expectancy of a US citizen was 48, so most menopausal women were dead, which is not a great place to be.

— Sandra Tsing Loh

“Fall in Alabama was menopausal: hot one moment and cold the next.”

— Lexi George

“The astounding energy of post-menopausal women (promised by Margaret Mead) is here, but the optimism to fuel it is not. The world seems ever…

— Erica Jong

Well, let me tell you, if you're 45, had three children and are post-menopausal, you're not going to weigh what you did the day…

— Phil McGraw

I think the big news there - most post-menopausal women I know are not celibate.

— Laurie Simmons

I am not menopausal. I just wanted half an hour alone. Is that too much to ask? A crappy half hour!

— Janet Evanovich

There is no more creative force in the world than the menopausal woman with zest.

— Margaret Mead

“The woman next to you that looks really bad might be going through the toughest challenge ever with her teenage daughter; think about if…

— Barbara Morrison

“Rosie [her teenage daughter] had a secret life now, was putting together her own tribe, finding her identity there, and it was great to…

— Anne Lamott