Children Quotes by Bill Cosby

We're not raising children with the love that we need to.

— Bill Cosby

The essence of childhood, of course, is play.

— Bill Cosby

My wife was a beautiful woman before we had children.

— Bill Cosby

Grandparents are God's gifts to children.

— Bill Cosby

Why do kids always say peace out, I though peace was in.

— Bill Cosby

Children today know more about sex than I or my father did.

— Bill Cosby

All Children Have Brain Damage!

— Bill Cosby

Laughter brings out the child in all of us.

— Bill Cosby

My wife and I have five children. And the reason why we have five children is because we do notwantsix.

— Bill Cosby

Anyone who has brought up children knows that consistency has absolutely nothing to do with discipline.

— Bill Cosby

I'm not sure if my parents had me because they loved me, or because they wanted someone to watch their other children.

— Bill Cosby

“Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.”

— Bill Cosby

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.

— Bill Cosby

What best defines a child is the total inability to receive information from anything not plugged in.

— Bill Cosby

Fatherhood is helping your children learn English as a foreign language.

— Bill Cosby

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.

— Bill Cosby

Fatherhood is telling your daughter that Michael Jackson loves all his fans, but has special feelings for the ones who eat broccoli.

— Bill Cosby

There are teachers in the United States who cry in the daytime because they see a child or children who haven't eaten…

— Bill Cosby

Our children are angry. The profanity is out in the street. It's on the buses and in the subway. Our children are…

— Bill Cosby

My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn't because parenting can only be learned by people…

— Bill Cosby

People say children are charming because they tell the truth. That's a lie. I've got five of them. They only tell the…

— Bill Cosby

My children love my mother, and I tell my children, that is not the same woman I grew up with...That is an…

— Bill Cosby

A baseball manager has learned a lot about his job from having played the game, but a parent has not learned a…

— Bill Cosby

In spite of the six thousand manuals on child raising in the bookstores, child raising is still a dark continent and no…

— Bill Cosby

A father... knows exactly what those boys at the mall have in their depraved little minds because he once owned such a…

— Bill Cosby

When you're a father you censor yourself. You get just as angry with a child but you don't want to say, "What…

— Bill Cosby

A person with no children says, "Well I just love children," and you say "Why?" and they say, "Because a child is…

— Bill Cosby

My dad came over to the house... went into his pocket and pulled out a handful of money, and began to pass…

— Bill Cosby

I think the part of media that romanticizes criminal behavior, things that a person will say against women, profanity, being gangster, having…

— Bill Cosby

It doesn't make any difference how much money a father earns, his name is always Dad-Can-I… Like all other children, my five…

— Bill Cosby

The childless experts on child raising also bring tears of laughter to my eyes when they say, I love children because they're…

— Bill Cosby

While fathers are pleasant figureheads, there is a special bond between children and their mothers. 'Do you help your mother clean up…

— Bill Cosby

I didn't like what was on TV in terms of sitcoms—it had nothing to do with the color of them—I just didn't…

— Bill Cosby

A grandchild is God's reward for raising a child.

— Bill Cosby

What is it about grandparents that is so lovely? I'd like to say that grandparents are God's gifts to children.

— Bill Cosby

Nothing I've ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.

— Bill Cosby

Our children are trying to tell us something, and we are not listening.

— Bill Cosby

My eleven year old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow.

— Bill Cosby

My wife and I have five children and the reason why we have five children is because we do not want six.

— Bill Cosby

When I was a child, I was living in the housing projects of Philadelphia. I didn't even have a Christmas tree.

— Bill Cosby