Nothing I've ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
My wife and I have five children and the reason why we have five children is because we do not want six. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Our children are trying to tell us something, and we are not listening. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
My eleven year old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
There are teachers in the United States who cry in the daytime because they see a child or children who haven't eaten… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
People say children are charming because they tell the truth. That's a lie. I've got five of them. They only tell the… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn't because parenting can only be learned by people… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
My children love my mother, and I tell my children, that is not the same woman I grew up with...That is an… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
A baseball manager has learned a lot about his job from having played the game, but a parent has not learned a… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Our children are angry. The profanity is out in the street. It's on the buses and in the subway. Our children are… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
In spite of the six thousand manuals on child raising in the bookstores, child raising is still a dark continent and no… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I want to get violence - I want schools to start from K through 12 to just every day have teachers understand… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
We spoke to God about the children, and we were afraid to ask God for specific things. We thought that it might… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Public education is a good foundation on which to build a better life for each of us. And if we want to… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I think the part of media that romanticizes criminal behavior, things that a person will say against women, profanity, being gangster, having… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
The childless experts on child raising also bring tears of laughter to my eyes when they say, I love children because they're… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
While fathers are pleasant figureheads, there is a special bond between children and their mothers. 'Do you help your mother clean up… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Raising children is an incredibly hard and risky business in which no cumulative wisdom is gained: each generation repeats the mistakes the… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
One of the great mistakes that can be made by a man of my age is to get involved in athletic competition… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to disciplne a child is still a mystery to… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Some authority on parenting once said, Hold them very close and then let them go. This is the hardest truth for a… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I was a physical education major with a child psychology minor at Temple, which means if you ask me a question about… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
The problem is that your daughter has given her heart to a 15-year-old boy, and a 15-year-old boy does not yet qualify… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I'm not saying looting is good, ... But I'm saying surely at a time when your child needs diapers and you need… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
If you're a parent, the five worst words you can say to your children are, "When I was your age ..." You… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
The problems with kids having short attention spans is driven by entertainment, reset buttons on games, games having to do with getting… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
There are no absolutes in raising children. In any stressful situation, fathering is always a roll of the dice. The game may… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
And to those people with no children but who think they'd like to have them some day to fulfill their lives. Remember:… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Guys standing around and talking about Spanish fly: 'You know anything about Spanish fly?' 'No, tell me about it.' Well there's this girl Crazy… — Bill Cosby Copy Share
Pay off your student loan. Even if you don't have a job...Because when you finally get a job you're going to be one of… — Bill Cosby Copy Share
Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework. — Bill Cosby Copy Share
Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair and the first thing they… — Bill Cosby Copy Share
When a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing will win arguments and straighten people out. — Bill Cosby Copy Share
The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet. — Bill Cosby Copy Share
God has a sense of humor though and he must see funny things in us. He must also have some love. We're still here… — Bill Cosby Copy Share
I feel that in-person contact with people is the most important thing in comedy. While I'm up on stage, I can actually put myself… — Bill Cosby Copy Share
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size Jockey shorts for his entire life. — Bill Cosby Copy Share
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn't let… — Bill Cosby Copy Share
