Philip DeFranco

White people be crazy.

— Philip DeFranco

Moving on to super happy fun time news.

— Philip DeFranco

Click-kitty clack that like button.

— Philip DeFranco

Scotty doesn't know. So don't tell Scotty!!

— Philip DeFranco

I feel like John McCain is a really cool guy who is surrounded by idiotic friends.

— Philip DeFranco

I know people who make 15k a year but thrive and 500k a year but lives check to check.

— Philip DeFranco

A good man fights for himself. A great man fights for everyone else

— Philip DeFranco

Sometimes I wonder if Antoine Dodson was warning us about Peter Pan.

— Philip DeFranco

Annoyed by stupid people in the news...why do these people suck up my oxygen?

— Philip DeFranco

My name is Philip DeFranco and youve just been Philld in and I will see you tomorrow.

— Philip DeFranco

Anyone want some DeFranco cuddles? They are fo free. Much like waffle fries.

— Philip DeFranco

Remember we live in a world where facts matter less than how you present them.

— Philip DeFranco

Can someone explain decaf coffee to me? It sounds like sex but with all the work and none of the happy fun…

— Philip Defranco

I feel that people angry over an interracial couple in a Cheerios ad prove that inbreeding is still prevalent in parts of…

— Philip DeFranco

Turns out the rules of Fat Tuesday dont require women to expose their breasts if you pelt them with beads. Most awkward…

— Philip DeFranco

Im still standing by/rooting for Michael Phelps. Our society loves building people up just so we can tear them down too much.

— Philip DeFranco

All countries need a rule that if you don't get 50%+ of the vote then there has to be a run off…

— Philip DeFranco

The fact that you are even here, alive, on this planet is a mathematical miracle, and you should not spend the time…

— Philip DeFranco

I believe in freedom to do what you want if you aren't hurting others, but pictures of obese protesters giving their children…

— Philip DeFranco

Hello and my name is Philip DeFranco and this show really isnt a show its just me talking about some of the…

— Philip DeFranco

Don't live like there's no tomorrow, that's stupid. But live your life like it's a story that you would want to tell…

— Philip DeFranco

If someone says you are not capable or can't have something, keep pushing because you can. And it's not because you're special,…

— Philip DeFranco

I wonder if the boy scouts are going to start giving out 'Dont Ask, Dont Tell' badges.

— Philip DeFranco

Guys unless you're playing a villain in high school movie stop popping your collar.

— Philip DeFranco

I explained that the sun is a star to someone today. It literally made my head ache.

— Philip DeFranco

Why does all the cool shit happen around people who don't know how to turn their cell phones to landscape mode?

— Philip DeFranco

Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don't...but you still eat it because its crazy to think a company would give…

— Philip DeFranco

I love the Jews. 1. Yiddish is awesome. 2. Ive never met one who pushed their religion on me.

— Philip DeFranco

Rush Limbaugh is a tool. At least when I disagree with O Reilly I feel like its over issues. Rush is just…

— Philip DeFranco

I need new friends. Not that they suck or anything. Its just that I wake up at 6-7AM every day and thats…

— Philip DeFranco

I just explained a new HIV preventative drug by using a tower defense analogy. I fear I may never top this achievement.

— Philip DeFranco

“Live life while you have it; the fact that you have it is highly improbable, the fact that you will lose it…

— Philip DeFranco

Listening to Moonlight Sonata by Beethoven while I write. Its not fair to just call it music; its audible emotion.

— Philip DeFranco

Sex, Food, Sleep, & Poops. General male happiness depends on how good these 4 things are at any given time.

— Philip DeFranco

Real beauty comes from confidence and being who you are, not aspiring to look or be someone else.

— Philip DeFranco