I love you not because of anything you have, but because of something that I feel when Im near you. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Or what? You'll release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark they… — Nikhil Saluja Animal Copy Share Image
Twitter: where people with more than 1000 followers start acting like celebrities. — Nikhil Saluja Followers Copy Share Image
Prefix: What a man does just before his wife calls the plumber. Or electrician, mechanic ... — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My wife nearly crashed the car today. Thankfully I remembered to hide the keys. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I think he's a pretty nice guy is the official slogan for the friend zone. — Nikhil Saluja Friend zone Copy Share Image
DO NOT ask her to send you a picture. Girls hate that shit. If she likes you enough she'll do it on… — Nikhil Saluja Girls Copy Share Image
If you are willing to spend 40 hours a week in the friend zone, you are entitled to some benefits. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My wife said that she was leaving me because I always exaggerate. I was so shocked I almost tripped over my cock. — Nikhil Saluja Marriage Copy Share Image
You're not in a real relationship until your girl gets mad at you in real life for something you did in her… — Nikhil Saluja Dream Copy Share Image
Don't talk to me before I've had my morning coffee. Or after. Or on the weekends. — Nikhil Saluja Coffee Copy Share Image
When she starts naturally calling you babe to the point where she doesn't even notice, you got her. You won. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Expectoration: If you go to a political rally, you should EXPECTORATION. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Easy is to judge the mistakes of others, Difficult is to recognize our own mistakes — Nikhil Saluja Adversity Copy Share Image
Actual warning printed on the bottom of a package of Tesco's Tiramisu dessert : Do not turn upside down. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I don't want you to tell me to get a life. I want you to tell me how. — Nikhil Saluja Life Copy Share Image
My life flushed before my eyes! - a toilet after a near-death experience — Nikhil Saluja Death Copy Share Image
Humility would be much more popular if we could just find a way to flaunt it. — Nikhil Saluja Flaunt Copy Share Image
I'm lazy as fuck.. If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. But, he says he can stop any time. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Knowledge Never ends..So start reading now ...and tomorrow teach me the same — Nikhil Saluja Knowledge Copy Share Image
I'm not a mind reader, your unspoken words doesn't tell me anything at all. — Nikhil Saluja Books Copy Share Image
I named my penis Attention, because we all know how much women love fucking attention. — Nikhil Saluja Attention Copy Share Image
If your boss says I appreciate what youre saying, you're about to get fired — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Saw a woman checking out her own boobs in a window and I was like Your eyes are up THERE. — Nikhil Saluja Boobs Copy Share Image
The thing I admire most in my girlfriend is her brains and the way that each of them has an attractive nipple… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
If you're happy and you know it... stay the fuck away from me 'cause I'll punch you in the goddamn throat. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
WIFE, A lady who is much like an angler -- each think the best one got away; — Nikhil Saluja Anger Copy Share Image
I'm the only man who has a marriage license made out To Whom It My Concern . — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Ladies, don't complain about why he came home so late. Take him in the room & remind him why he should get… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Ways of Life : The smallest good deed is better than the grandest intention. — Nikhil Saluja Good deed Copy Share Image
It sucks to not get invited to things until you're actually invited to things. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Guys are obsessed with boobs. Almost as much as girls are obsessed with that text message the guy she likes sent her. — Nikhil Saluja Boobs Copy Share Image
LOVE, The only virtue that can be divided endlessly and still not be diminished; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I just got a spam email with the subject Unlimited Free Pussies and now I am so fucking confused. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When the winds of change blow, some people build walls & other build windmill. — Nikhil Saluja Change Copy Share Image
I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack wasn't what… — Nikhil Saluja Psychology Copy Share Image
Farting is natures way of telling someone to fuck off but in a nicer way. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It gets better and then it gets worse and then it may get better and then definitely worse and then we die — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It's only happy hour if a hot girl is sharing your drinks. Otherwise it's just drowning your misery. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
