Nikhil Saluja

Bounty Hunter: A seeker of paper towels.

— Nikhil Saluja

INFATUATION, A wasting disease easily cured -- by marriage

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm not a big fan of cats, but I can make her pussy purr.

— Nikhil Saluja

Humor is sorrow plus time divided by farts.

— Nikhil Saluja

The best thing about kids is making them.

— Nikhil Saluja

LOVE, A sea of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses;

— Nikhil Saluja

If I'm drunk enough to dance, take me to the hospital.

— Nikhil Saluja

Please don't tell me more about yourself.

— Nikhil Saluja

I like to 69* *cut my sandwiches diagonally then eat them at the same time

— Nikhil Saluja

It is really funny, how fat people were the fastest sperm & now they barely move at all.

— Nikhil Saluja

This is one of those work days that reminds me to play the lottery.

— Nikhil Saluja

Even when your dreams seem impossible, never give up. Tomorrow could be the day you finally kill yourself.

— Nikhil Saluja

Facts are meaningless - you could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!

— Nikhil Saluja

If any of you have been hurt and need someone to talk to, I'm pretty good at taking advantage of vulnerable women.

— Nikhil Saluja

Easy is to hurt someone who loves you, Difficult is to heal the wound

— Nikhil Saluja

He'll never be better than he is on the first date. Unless he's rich and hasn't told you yet.

— Nikhil Saluja

At the end of the day, it's always you.

— Nikhil Saluja

Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

— Nikhil Saluja

Dissolute: How you should greet a superior officer

— Nikhil Saluja

WIFE, A lady with a whim of iron;

— Nikhil Saluja

I remain at your disposal, always use me. - DustBin

— Nikhil Saluja

The Apocalypse to end all Apocalypses.

— Nikhil Saluja

You are you... when you are at peace with who you are not.

— Nikhil Saluja

Adulterate: Full price at the movies

— Nikhil Saluja

Well. That wasn't worth it. - Our parents

— Nikhil Saluja

I want to meet myself from someone elses point of view.

— Nikhil Saluja

Ways of Life : The best vitamin for making friends…B1.

— Nikhil Saluja

DROOLING: How teething babies wash their chins.

— Nikhil Saluja

An intoxicated mouth speaks sober thoughts.

— Nikhil Saluja

Stop quoting me on your twitter profile. - Gandhi

— Nikhil Saluja

Amazing how you can't get anything done when you do nothing.

— Nikhil Saluja

WIFE, A spouse who always feels she doesn't dance enough;

— Nikhil Saluja

To understand paranoid people better, follow them around.

— Nikhil Saluja

He could lead if he would get the lead out.

— Nikhil Saluja

Sometimes getting lost helps you find yourself.

— Nikhil Saluja

Life is all about waiting for weekends.

— Nikhil Saluja

When we listen Music Soul fully, we are in Heaven.!!!

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm sending you some kisses, I know you like them.

— Nikhil Saluja

I find it cruel that the word lisp has an s in it.

— Nikhil Saluja

WIFE, A female who would rather mend your ways than your socks;

— Nikhil Saluja