Nikhil Saluja

Freedom is being you without anyones Permission.!!

— Nikhil Saluja

If God Was A Woman… All women would have the same size breasts

— Nikhil Saluja

A truck full of dildos is just Toys for Twats.

— Nikhil Saluja

Whore House Slogan : More Hole for your Pole!

— Nikhil Saluja

Throwing Dildo's at bitches so they can fuck themselves.

— Nikhil Saluja

Smile is like an erection. It comes and goes.

— Nikhil Saluja

Man who buy drowned cat, must pay for stinking wet pussy.

— Nikhil Saluja

On a long enough timeline we all suck at some point

— Nikhil Saluja

Kindness : I never will understand all the good that a simple smile can accomplish.

— Nikhil Saluja

If life hands you lemons, make lemonade; if it hands you tomatoes, make vegetable stew.

— Nikhil Saluja

If I know the person talks a lot I avoid using these words: 1) Really? 2) Please explain! 3) Hello.

— Nikhil Saluja

Wouldn't it be funny if breast implants came with squeaky toys inside them.

— Nikhil Saluja

Don't you hate it when you put your trust in someone and then they literally FUCK YOU?

— Nikhil Saluja

See it with your own eyes, hear it with your own ears. Think with your own mind and decide with your own…

— Nikhil Saluja

When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.

— Nikhil Saluja

Without our immigrants, who will kick our field goals, or train our white tigers?

— Nikhil Saluja

Steps that lead to suicide: 1) Overthinking 2) Unfollowing Me.

— Nikhil Saluja

I named my penis truth, coz bitches can't take it.

— Nikhil Saluja

Three Things to Prevent... Laziness, Falsehood and Slander.

— Nikhil Saluja

A boiled egg is . . . hard to beat.

— Nikhil Saluja

It's so hot my electric fan is sittin

— Nikhil Saluja

You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

— Nikhil Saluja

The Dick is the decision making part of my brain.

— Nikhil Saluja

I lost her at stop telling me about your funny tweets

— Nikhil Saluja

Window: What I hope to do when I go to Las Vegas

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm organizing a baby shower for my girlfriend. She's a midget.

— Nikhil Saluja

Dealing with assholes is a perfect timepass.

— Nikhil Saluja

Love is a dream, marriage an alarm clock.

— Nikhil Saluja

Doing absolutely nothing is even more addictive than twitter.

— Nikhil Saluja

Did You Get A Haircut? No, It Just Grew Shorter

— Nikhil Saluja

You have an Instagram talent! - No one

— Nikhil Saluja

Just found out there are websites other than twitter.

— Nikhil Saluja

You are humble... when you do not know how humble you are.

— Nikhil Saluja

In this economy, it's hard to find twerk.

— Nikhil Saluja

Midnight snack? You mean vagina.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, A word that should be pronounced as mirage;

— Nikhil Saluja

The best wingman is a woman. Unless you get into a fight.

— Nikhil Saluja

A burp is just a fart that took the elevator…

— Nikhil Saluja

Men to the left because women are always right.

— Nikhil Saluja

My new theory on inertia doesn't seem to be gaining momentum.

— Nikhil Saluja