You are beautiful... when you don't need a mirror to tell you. — Nikhil Saluja Beautiful Copy Share Image
I typed the word Google into Google. Guess what came up? Everything. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
The world would be a better place if random animal sounds occurred when women rolled their eye. — Nikhil Saluja Animals Copy Share Image
Love makes the world go round, but alcohol makes it go round twice as fast. — Nikhil Saluja Alcohol Copy Share Image
Twitter should do something about the people who don't no how to spell. — Nikhil Saluja People Copy Share Image
Please be safe everyone. I'll unfollow and block you if you die tonight. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I need to hire a personnel Secretary to reply to all my mentions with lol. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The best foreplay is when a man leans over, moves her hair and delicately whispers, I'll do the dishes in her ear. — Nikhil Saluja Foreplay Copy Share Image
I hate when I'm in a middle of a hot bubble bath with wife & realize that she isn't my wife &… — Nikhil Saluja Bubble bath Copy Share Image
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure. — Nikhil Saluja Indecisive Copy Share Image
Better to be thought stupid than to speak and remove all doubt. — Nikhil Saluja Doubt Copy Share Image
Your phone's ringing. Yeah, phones actually meant to do that. — Nikhil Saluja Phones Copy Share Image
