Nikhil Saluja

A part of us remains where ever we have been.

— Nikhil Saluja

A Smile is a soundless kind word.!

— Nikhil Saluja

Was drunk when I wrote that last tweet.

— Nikhil Saluja

What you see in yourself is what you see in the world.

— Nikhil Saluja

COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

— Nikhil Saluja

Be rich to yourself... and poor to your friends.

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm not sexist. Some of my twitter friends are cunts.

— Nikhil Saluja

Between 3 and 80, Man is like North Korea: Ruled by nuts'

— Nikhil Saluja

Women live longer than men. I am not surprised, I mean they're not the ones living with women.

— Nikhil Saluja

When you fuck over people who've been nothing but good to you, you create demons for yourself.

— Nikhil Saluja

There are 2 reasons why we dont trust people: 1. We dont know them. 2. We do know them.

— Nikhil Saluja

Etc: The word that makes people think you are smarter than you really are.

— Nikhil Saluja

Pro-gas-ti-na-tion¦ Waiting to fill up your tank while hoping the gas prices will actually go down.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, The continuous process of getting used to things you never expected;

— Nikhil Saluja

Let's have a moment of silence for Bill Gates. Without him we'd still have to leave the house and interact with people.

— Nikhil Saluja

The Doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so the doctor gave him another six…

— Nikhil Saluja

Throughout my life, I've lived, I've loved, I've lost, I've missed, I've hurt, I've trusted, I've made mistakes. Most of all I've…

— Nikhil Saluja

I stick my middle finger up at the cops all the time. At night. When they're driving the opposite way. And we're…

— Nikhil Saluja

I just got engaged. My fiancée won't take my name because Lisa Levin sounds awful. So she's just going to remain Lisa…

— Nikhil Saluja

Being Friends is not always about stopping each other, from making mistakes, but it is always about being there., after the mistake…

— Nikhil Saluja

Every day I find out if I'm getting too fat by checking if I can lick my own nipples. Looks like I'm…

— Nikhil Saluja

Let go of what was and have faith in what will be

— Nikhil Saluja

Be carefulwith quotations, you can damn anything.

— Nikhil Saluja

One of my main goals in life is to finally learn to read.

— Nikhil Saluja

It's all fun and games until someone loses their wifi signal.

— Nikhil Saluja

A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation.

— Nikhil Saluja

A girl will warm your heart. The woman will warm your parts.

— Nikhil Saluja

If nothing goes right, go to bed.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, Is not a word, but a sentence;

— Nikhil Saluja

A Woman Never Say: Bar food again? Kick ass.

— Nikhil Saluja

Being rude gets me nowhere but so does being nice.

— Nikhil Saluja

People get so weird when you put your fingers in their nose.

— Nikhil Saluja

Sex with your future wife - Mutual trust

— Nikhil Saluja

Dolphins are just lesbian sharks.

— Nikhil Saluja

True love is just like rain; it touches us all.

— Nikhil Saluja

Every maternity ward is just a Facebook wall post factory.

— Nikhil Saluja

Doctor, Doctor my husband smells like fish Poor sole!

— Nikhil Saluja

Relationships are like plants; I always accidentally kill them.

— Nikhil Saluja

Don't interrupt my stream of killing you in my head.

— Nikhil Saluja

Pussy: one of my favorite finger foods.

— Nikhil Saluja