Some hoes only meet the parents because they gotta walk pass the living room. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
TV shows are great when your getting a blowjob. It gives you something to look forward to. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
To all men who read poetry; I bet if women had dicks, they'd shove them in your mouths to shut you the… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Think of a number between 1 and 10. Multiply by 5. Divide by 2. Close your eyes... Dark isn't it? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
DUMBWAITER: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert. — Nikhil Saluja Alcohol Copy Share Image
Sometimes a lady wants to be woken up with a face between her legs... — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
Just had some great sex! My wife kept screaming for me to stop, but I couldn't hear her over her sister's moaning. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you love someone so much you're waiting for them, you're noble. If you're making someone who loves you wait for you,… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
COMMITMENT Female: A desire to get married and raise a family. Male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with… — Nikhil Saluja Commitment Copy Share Image
My wife brings up the subject of my affair all the time - especially during sex. To be honest, I wish she'd… — Nikhil Saluja Affair Copy Share Image
I've learned that no matter how you try to protect your children, they will eventually get arrested and end up in the… — Nikhil Saluja Children Copy Share Image
You call me hateful because I'm real. You call me childish because I speak my mind. Sorry, I wasn't taught how to… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, Is much like a pair of shears, so joined so the parts cannot be separated, often moving in opposite directions, yet… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You know it's true love when you find youself saying sweet things you never imagined you'd say like baby, I warmed the… — Nikhil Saluja Love Copy Share Image
Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. Like this Bible. It cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a… — Nikhil Saluja Bible Copy Share Image
Three Things to Prevent... Laziness, Falsehood and Slander. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
