Lost in words, hidden in lies, memories forgotten, silent goodbyes. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
My friend just told me indirectly that I wasn't human. He was like all humans make mistakes :( — Nikhil Saluja Failure Copy Share Image
Dating your exes again are just like shopping at your own garage sale. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Me: I think I could make you very happy She: Why? Are you leaving? — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
When gays hack into their boyfriend's Facebook account, do they change the status to, I'M STRAIGHT AND I LOVE EATING PUSSY!? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Don't forget to tell everyone how you hate Mondays, because we were all wondering how you feel about them. — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
Can a mother get pregnant while nursing? Yes, but it's easier if she puts the baby to bed first! — Nikhil Saluja Baby Copy Share Image
Don't give a girl attention or she'll lose interest. If you don't give her attention someone else will. In conclusion, you're fucked. — Nikhil Saluja Attention Copy Share Image
LOVE, The most slippery word in the human language -- used by knaves to seduce, by fools for comfort, and by most… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Autobiography Of Mr. Penis When I Was Young, I Was Cute. All Loved To Wash, bMe. Now, All Suck Me, Stroke Me,… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
LOVE, A situation -- when it is true, does not mean gazing into each other's eyes, but looking outward together in the… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I have always considered myself an expert on women's liberation . In the last fifteen years ,I have given two their freedom myself. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
If you don't call me all day, I'll understand. If you don't text me all day, I'll understand. When I move on,… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Dear scientists, You gave us viagra, cialis and levitra¦ How about you stop playing with our dicks and give us something for… — Nikhil Saluja Science Copy Share Image
I'd rather get all my girls fucked, electrocuted, thrown in a river and eaten by piranhas before becoming a part of inspirational… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
