Sometimes you just have to sit down and ask your parents if they sold your soul. — Nikhil Saluja Child Copy Share Image
I always save the phone numbers of the people I don't like. Makes it easier to ignore their phone calls. — Nikhil Saluja Phone calls Copy Share Image
I wish people would learn from their mistakes and not keep making the same exact ones, damaging themselves. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Ladies, As long as you're good looking & decent in bed, you can act as crazy as you want. We men won't care. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
In case you're wondering, last night I had a dream that my penis got chronically depressed and decided to commit suicide. — Nikhil Saluja Depressed Copy Share Image
If you didn't learn the lesson from your first scar, sadly you deserve the second one. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you ever think about committing suicide, remember that's an awful way to go. DM me and I'll take care of it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you push your brother down the stairs, he will become your step brother. — Nikhil Saluja Brother Copy Share Image
I love helping people getting what they want. Today I overheard a girl saying I'd die for spicy mc burger so I… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
This guy told me that playing the guitar is the best way to calm you down. I bet he never tried smashing… — Nikhil Saluja Calm Copy Share Image
WIFE, A woman who can be labelled intelligent when she sees through her husband -- she's understanding when she sees him through; — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
A Woman Never Say: I don't blame you for ignoring me. I know I'm sore and my parents are in the other… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Had a virtual friend once. But all he did was tweeting all day. Also, his name was Virtual Friend. Man, what was… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
If you send me abusive mentions, I will star it & then retweet your tweets to show you how my twitter life… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
If two people are arguing & one person says, You know what... Just sit back & enjoy. Trust me that argument is… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Told my mom, I can become the next Hitler if I drop out of school. She laughed hysterically for 2 hours. I'm… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I just met a girl named Karma. She was actually really sweet. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
My new theory on inertia doesn't seem to be gaining momentum. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
That amazing moment when you smack the remote and it works! — Nikhil Saluja Amazing moment Copy Share Image
Sleep isn't cutting it for me anymore I need something stronger — Nikhil Saluja Sleep Copy Share Image
