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Any type of humor can be transferred to the screen, as long as there's clarity. The audience wants to know just what… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
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If you can't joke about the most horrendous things in the world, what's the point of jokes? What's the point in having… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
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“LEARN FROM THE MASTERS: Mark Twain once said, “Show, don’t tell.” This is an incredibly important lesson for writers to remember; never… — Colin Nissan Copy Share Image
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The humor I came up with is, for the most part, a bit crude or guttural, and many people aren't going to… — Donald Ray Pollock Copy Share Image
“Breakfast was the full whammy: eggs, rashers, sausages, black pudding, fried bread, fried tomatoes. This was clearly some kind of statement, but… — Tana French Copy Share Image
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“Bombs Away!" he yelled, swooping low over StregaSchloss. He saw little figures on the ground fleeing from the large green projectile that… — Debi Gliori Copy Share Image
Billy Pilgrim had a theory about diaries. Women were more likely than men to think that their lives had sufficient meaning to… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
“She knew a cutting, incisive, withering and above all a self-evident answer existed. It was just that, to her extreme annoyance, she… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
(speaking about ron being made a prefect) You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family! What are Fred and I?… — JK Rowling Copy Share Image
“I had recently come into the possession of a Thesaurus. You would not believe how many words there are! When I opened… — The Harvard Lampoon Copy Share Image
“The more you read, the better you get at it; the better you get at it, the more you like it; and… — Jim Trelease Copy Share Image
I think if you write humor, then people don't - you know - they don't give you that much credit. They tend… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“Remember the Hottentots?" asked James. "They've become the Khoi now, which means that the Germans will have to retire that wonderful word… — Alexander McCall Smith Copy Share Image
“How's your foot?” Hadrian asked. “It hurts.” “He had a good hold.” “Bit right through my boot.” “Yeah, that looked painful.” “So… — Michael J. Sullivan Copy Share Image
I didn't realize how good I was with technology until I met my parents... my dad told me "You're good; you should… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
I kinda expected to turn the bottle and see a recipe. "So that's how you make ice cubes. Apparently you just freeze… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
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Hello?... No I'm sorry no Shaquita here. Well what number did you dial?.. No it's a nine not a seven... Well try… — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more often… — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
In music, you ain't really got to be able to sing. In comedy, you may be cute, you may be able to… — Amanda Seales Copy Share Image
You're on stage and because stand-up comedy is one of the few meritocracies in the entertainment industry, there's some kind of -… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Before I even knew what stand up was, I tried to make people laugh at school because that was how I made… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
So much of comedy is feeling comfortable with the point of view coming at you. So I understand it. There's people who… — Scott Aukerman Copy Share Image
“Cassius shook his head and sighed "I want to have just one conversation with you that doesn't required GPS to navigate. I'm… — Gabrielle Evans Copy Share Image
There is this awkward discomfort when you're doing comedy on camera because people aren't allowed to laugh so that they can get… — Patti Harrison Copy Share Image
“...hanging out does not make one an artist. A secondhand wardrobe does not make one an artist. Neither do a hair-trigger temper,… — David Rakoff Copy Share Image
When I came to Chicago, I didn't even know what improvisation meant, as far as pertaining to comedy. I knew about Second… — Matt Besser Copy Share Image
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I think that crowdfunding has become such a powerful tool to tell stories that might not find financing otherwise - like a… — Kit Williamson Copy Share Image
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