Its funny how the people who don't know you have the most to say about you. — Rashida Rowe Copy Share Image
Only by seeking challenges can we hope to find the best in ourselves. — Robert Rodriguez Copy Share Image
Yo mamma so fat that when she sits on the toilet it say abcdefg det your fat ass off of me — Jessica Olguin Copy Share Image
People are funny. They want the front of the bus, the middle of the road and the back of the church. —Mrs.… — Debbie Macomber Copy Share Image
“And I do think it was excessive to hurl him into the canal.' 'He'll float.' The corners of Cecily's mouth twitched. 'It… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
I think I was born with a natural way of looking at something and trying to find the ways in which it… — Briga Heelan Copy Share Image
You…you got rid of that dress fast," I pointed out between heavy breaths. "I thought you liked it." "I do like it,"… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
“I already have my bathroom time scheduled, so you’ll have to work around it. Please note the bathroom is unavailable for the… — Kyle Adams Copy Share Image
“I'd rather live my life believing in God to die and see there is one. Because if there isn't one, it means… — Sandra Chami Kassis Copy Share Image
“He couldn’t just come right out with it, could he? No, that would scare her off. He had to be subtle, build… — Sarah Mayberry Copy Share Image
“I was getting tired of being in an endless succession of things called "the fight of a lifetime." Just once, I'd like… — Seanan McGuire Copy Share Image
If you don't like me, it's not my fault.. it just means you have no taste! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Lemons are yellow, Lemons are sour. Open you're legs, And give me an hour. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Life is way too short, so try to enjoy every minute of it with a sense of humor!” — Christina Scalise Copy Share Image
Anyone here a fan of The Little Mix? OR. is anyone a fan of Odd Future? lol — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Most power is power to coerce somebody. We don't have the power to coerce anybody. — Charles Koch Copy Share Image
Don't forget to tell everyone how you hate Mondays, because we were all wondering how you feel about them. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Perish any man who suspects that these men either did or suffered anything unseemly. — Philip II of Macedon Copy Share Image
“Abandoned babies are unfortunate unwanted results of a once urgent desire to have an orgasm” — David Cross Copy Share Image
Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny. — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
Why is it when ever I have a great idea it's right after I'm done having a conversation with myself? — Merle Rowland Copy Share Image
There will always be people who are much better at doing this or doing that, but you are the only you. — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
Coming up with the answers quickly and accurately is what counts the most. — Toru Kumon Copy Share Image
Nothing is staged. And nothing is already there. Everything is transformed through the camera. — Roger Ballen Copy Share Image
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Congratulations on your new job that you probably won't like any better. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Those who have known freedom and then lost it, have never known it again — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
It is better to be part of a great whole than to be the whole of a small part. — Frederick Douglass Copy Share Image