When you have great players, playing great, well that's great football! — John Madden Copy Share Image
We are all so much more complicated than we allow ourselves to appear. — Elizabeth Forsythe Hailey Copy Share Image
Do you depend on others for motivation - or can you motivate yourself? — William Arthur Ward Copy Share Image
“Sylvia grabs my sleeve. “He’s a looker.” “I know. The problem is, he knows it, too.” — Simone Elkeles Copy Share Image
I found the key to her heart but what hurts is that someone else found a spare key. — Sivuyile Simanga_Swagga39 Copy Share Image
“I’m just glad you didn’t die while we were gone,” Brent said. “He’d be so pissed. And you know, you’d be dead.… — Bree Despain Copy Share Image
“He's all right. His hair is cute." Jonas froze, his lobster fork halfway to his mouth. " Oh my God, you're in… — MaryJanice Davidson Copy Share Image
There are so many funny people and so many talented people, but the one thing nobody else has is my take on… — Ross Mathews Copy Share Image
“Saying that you do not remember something or someone is a less embarrassing or hurtful way of saying that you do not… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I make up random funny weird quotes but they are allways duplicates in some way wtf... thumbs up if it happens to… — Drew Fonner Copy Share Image
Dear Boys, Until you start having periods, babies, and watching the one you love be with someone else, you're not as strong… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It was a little difficult to take him seriously when he sang along to a song about a woman taking another woman's… — Holly Hood Copy Share Image
“I’m not going to fucking calm down. I’m going to hunt that bastard down and murder him.” “Oh fuck,” Hank rocked back… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
So Carol, you're a housewife and mother. And have you got any children? — Michael Barrymore Copy Share Image
At the gym Boy doing sit-ups: '1...2...3...' Hot girl walks by Boy: '97...98...99...' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can only tell you this-I would rather have taste than either love or money. — William Haines Copy Share Image
Make sure that your religion is a matter between you and God only. — Ludwig Wittgenstein Copy Share Image
I wanna be funny, but if I have a chance to make a point while being funny - why not? — Chris Cubas Copy Share Image
“Oh God, I’ve unleashed a monster, haven’t I?” “Nope. Just a red-blooded man, darlin’.” — Leah Braemel Copy Share Image
The perfecting of one's self is the fundamental base of all progress and all moral development. — Confucius Copy Share Image
I find comedy natural. I'm not saying I'm funny - I'm saying I'm silly. — Harris Dickinson Copy Share Image
It's funny how you think I care about what you say about me behind my back. — Jacob G Copy Share Image
Because you know I'm All about that bass 'Bout that bass, no treble. — Meghan Trainor Copy Share Image
After you eat a Hot Pocket, Everything will taste like rubber for a month! — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
There is a time to take a stand and there is a time to take your leave. — Chip Ingram Copy Share Image
I'm gonna cross 3/4 of the street, then turn around and go back for no fucking reason. -Squirrels — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't' call it a failure, call it an education. Some of us are very educated. — Rick Warren Copy Share Image
“don't make me throw my boot at you, because I will, you grumpy high testosterone driven male” — Keisha Keenleyside Copy Share Image
To all those i've hurt in the past I'd just like to say…ah well you probably deserved it — Avi Chauhan Copy Share Image
