The feeling when you tell someone your going to bed but your not and you want to post something on facebook lol — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If Québec separates I will go with it, my loyalties are with Québec — Pierre Pettigrew Copy Share Image
Happy Memorial Day to someone who would stab himself in the leg to avoid military service. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In the grand collage that is Dada, past and future are equally usable. — Andrei Codrescu Copy Share Image
Sometimes I make my life a living hell by writing complex stories with complex characters. But I love it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can't be a real spy and have everybody in the world know who you are and what your drink is. That's… — Roger Moore Copy Share Image
“We must have a creature made of Darkness to break through the cage of Darkenss that imprisons your grandmother," Thanatos said. "That… — P.C. Cast Copy Share Image
Only cataclysmic natural calamities need not necessarily be termed as the end of the world. Rapid decline of human values, crimes against… — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
Why do I love Roald Dahl? His voice, more than anything. It's irreproducible. It's so musical, and it's funny even when it's… — Jesse Andrews Copy Share Image
“...and a third had died in his bunk of natural causes-- for a dagger in the heart quite naturally ends one's life” — R. A. Salvatore Copy Share Image
This was the ultimate form of ostentation among technology freaks - to have a system so complete and sophisticated that nothing showed;… — Michael Swanwick Copy Share Image
Yes, as an oppressed people, American Indians have this epic burden, but first and foremost, they're human: sometimes a mess, sometimes funny… — Alexandra Fuller Copy Share Image
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you realize your joke isn't as funny as you thought. — Alexia Copy Share Image
They say you can never win from a woman in an arguement, I say you can never win from a woman in… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Do not blow dealers for crack; blow regular citizens for cash, then buy the crack directly. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When the gospel flourishes in the church, everything flourishes with it. — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
The painting rises from the brushstrokes as a poem rises from the words. The meaning comes later. — Joan Miro Copy Share Image
Earlier I used to feel like a guy trapped inside a woman's body. Especially during the first nine months. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It seems farther away now because there are no rockets getting there. Nobody is going. — Alan Bean Copy Share Image
You dont have to be crazy to hang out with me. Ill train you. Make your appointment today. — Nate Copy Share Image
“In spite of being complicated people choose superstitions over common sense.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
Wow this place is really big isn't it? They must do proper stuff here, like opera and all that...shite. — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I think I'm addicted to Twitter. Ive starting losing interest in convos that go over 140 characters. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Beauty is only a look. It has nothing to do with what I'm like inside. — Sharon Tate Copy Share Image
The greatest poem is not that which is most skillfully constructed, but that in which there is the most poetry. — Leopold Schefer Copy Share Image
I'm not a bad student, my study breaks are just longer than my study time! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The future is not something to be predicted, it’s something to be achieved, — Don Tapscott Copy Share Image
Open your eyes, close your mouth; See the flies, froze your laugh, cuz you now in dustbin — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Prostitutes are way better than marriage. Why buy a whole cow, when you only want a glass of milk? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
