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I always remember loving 'Even Stevens' - that show was so brilliant and funny and smart. — Luke Benward Copy Share Image
The ideal photographic document would appear to be without author or art. — Lewis Baltz Copy Share Image
I have only one ambition left: I should like to have a good epitaph. — Otto von Bismarck Copy Share Image
“I'm sure the other kids wouldn't mind not being lectured by another toddler over the virtues of sharing and the mental benefits… — Hayden Thorne Copy Share Image
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Every time you turn on your new car, you're turning on 20 microprocessors. Every time you use an ATM, you're using a… — Scott McNealy Copy Share Image
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You're talking to a modern, nice, affable German person and they're saying to you something like 'You know, vell, it's a critical… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
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What I ought to do and what I feel like doing are seldom the same thing. — Elisabeth Elliot Copy Share Image
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I have something else to ask you, to ask every American. I ask you to pray for this great nation. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
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If youre protective and tall and sweet and cute and smell good and give good hugs then I want to date you — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I was told I had a two per cent chance of getting pregnant, so I say she's a two per cent baby. — Nicole Kidman Copy Share Image
My dad has no idea about football to be honest. It's quite funny, but it's nice too. — Ben White Copy Share Image
In the cage there is food, not much, but there is food-outside are only great stretches of freedom. — Nicanor Parra Copy Share Image
I never just slide through anything. I explore everything to the fullest, whether good or bad. — Jessica Lange Copy Share Image
It is courage based on confidence, not daring, and it is confidence based on experience. — Jonas Salk Copy Share Image
Words are like arrows, Arianne. Once loosed, you cannot call them back. - Areo Hotah — George R. R. Martin Copy Share Image
There are three sorts of lawyers - able, unable and lamentable. — Robert Smith Surtees Copy Share Image
The rottenness of the matter which is the foundation of everything! — Marcus Aurelius Copy Share Image
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I wrote a pilot for myself. It's about a Latina actress trying to make it in Hollywood. It's pretty funny. — Melonie Diaz Copy Share Image
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