The enduring is something which must be accounted for. One cannot simply shrug it off. — Walker Percy Copy Share Image
Don't see beyond future because you will ended up fogetting to put on your own pant. — Redley Copy Share Image
Admit it ... you've always wanted to see what it would be like to meet yourself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That one song on your iPod that plays real loud and scares the shit out of you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when people assume I'm crazy & delusional rather than brave when I'm out fighting crime in my Superman costume. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Your crush comes online. You: omg omg omg his online ahh :) *you chat him* Hi Facebook: This person is offline you… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Drinking this bottle will give you the power to FLY IN YOUR SOCKS, MOONWALK ON WATER & SURF GREAT WHITES WITHOUT A… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why do we feel safe under blankets? It's not like a murderer will come in thinking I'm gonna ki..-ahhh. Damn, she's under… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
“You're supposed to be a spirit of intellect. I don't understand why you're obsessed with sex." Bob's voice got defensive. "It's an… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
Do you think George Bush actually knows who Gordon Brown is? He probably just thinks Tony Blair's put on weight and had… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
First and foremost when you're doing comedy, you gotta be relevant and applicable to the times that you're living in. When you… — Adam McKay Copy Share Image
I mean, I'm married first of all to one of, if not the most wonderful women in the world. She is everything… — Seal Copy Share Image
I can't see that it's wrong to give him a little legal experience before he goes out to practice law. — John F. Kennedy Copy Share Image
I was frustrated. I was doing some bad movies, movies that I knew going in were not going to be great. — Joan Chen Copy Share Image
Congratulations on losing the weight we were all pretending you didn't need to lose. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The most reluctant place to visit on your computer is the Download folder, because in there is very disorderly — RK26 Copy Share Image
It's difficult isn't it, when you're in a Mosque and everyone's praying and you really enjoy leapfrog. — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
I love being married. Its so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
You're always being led to your highest good, as long as you have the courage to listen. — Marie Forleo Copy Share Image
We are always in the place of beginning; there is no advance in infinity. — Northrop Frye Copy Share Image
In order to get a loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Economy is a subject which admits of being treated with levity, but it cannot so be disposed of. — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
You know the one thing that's wrong with this country? Everyone gets a chance to have their fair say. — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
The more hard lessons you can learn vicariously rather than through your own hard experience, the better. — Charlie Munger Copy Share Image
Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabetsoup? — John Mendoza Copy Share Image
Modern air travel means less time spent in transit. That time is now spent in transit lounges. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
You are either the best. Or you are the worst. There is no in between. — Conor McGregor Copy Share Image
Yeah forgiving someone is easy but being able to trust them again is a totally different story. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere. — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
