That moment when you see someone and you want to talk to them so bad but you feel like its going to… — RGclutch Copy Share Image
Men can do their Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on Christmas Eve in 25 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer. ” — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
I can say this much with confidence - that I now have a sound of my own — Shreya Ghoshal Copy Share Image
To live in a place where I am not, and in a time that is either past or not yet come. — Heinrich von Kleist Copy Share Image
I am a funny as well as an emotional person. The comedian inside me cries at times while watching a movie. — Bharti Singh Copy Share Image
Let's focus on the funny. ... That's what I'm focused on... This is the gift God gave me. That's what I want… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I always loved acting, and that's what I wanted to do. It's funny that my first big role is a role where… — Deborah Joy Winans Copy Share Image
It doesn't mean you can't discuss important things, but I would never do a joke about cancer, just because I don't think… — Jon Richardson Copy Share Image
In black comedic culture, there's always been a thing about "Man, I ain't gotta wear a dress to be funny!" But I've… — Jamie Foxx Copy Share Image
“Snaketail what art thou doing?" called Voldemort. Then . . . he started coming! We could hear his high heels clacking to… — Tara Gilesbie Copy Share Image
My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger. — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
The mathematician who after seeing Phedre asked: 'Qu'est que ca prouve?' was not such a fool as he has been generally made… — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
A lot of movies that come from Israel are about war, but there is such good, funny, rounded writing that comes from… — Odeya Rush Copy Share Image
Between us, we cover all knowledge; he knows all that can be known and I know the rest. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Mere allocation of huge sums of money for quality will not bring quality. — W. Edwards Deming Copy Share Image
A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. — Mario Puzo Copy Share Image
The imagination, once awakened, must and will work, and ought to work — Harriet Martineau Copy Share Image
Man can only be what he sees himself to be, and only attain what he sees himself attaining. — Florence Scovel Shinn Copy Share Image
My objection is not that it's pro-gay but that it appears to be anti-marriage. — Michael Medved Copy Share Image
Give the American people a good cause, and there's nothing they can't lick. — John Wayne Copy Share Image
Life is laughter when seen in a long shot, but it is a tragedy when seen in a close-up. — Charlie Chaplin Copy Share Image
If you steal from one author, its plagiarism; if you steal from many, its research. — SangFroid Stalker Copy Share Image
If you are confident you have done everything possible to prepare yourself, then there is nothing to fear. — Michael Jordan Copy Share Image
“Afore me! It is so very late, That we may call it early by and by.” — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
I admit it guys in v-necks look sexy af. But when it goes all the way to his belly button...Nigga u gay!… — Alexia Copy Share Image
A luxury meal was prairie sandwiches - two slices of bread with wide-open spaces between them. — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
When I was kid, 'You're not invited to my party.' was the worst insult ever. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ. — Bart Simpson Copy Share Image
In general those who nothing have to say Contrive to spend the longest time in doing it. — James Russell Lowell Copy Share Image
I've got a friend whose nickname is "Shagger". You might think that's pretty cool. She doesn't like it. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
This book is dedicated to Wilbur and Orville Wright, without whom air sickness would still be just a dream. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I'm going to open up a store next to forever 21 and call it finally 22 — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
“I have found the secret KEY to success... All I need to do now is... To find the DOOR...” — Nelson M. Lubao Copy Share Image
