Money is like manure; it’s not worth a thing unless it’s spread around. — Brooke Astor Copy Share Image
I like the English. They have the most rigid code if immorality in the world. — Malcolm Bradbury Copy Share Image
Women are part of the reason for washing and keeping clean, aren't they? — Gavin Rossdale Copy Share Image
They should have cell phone chargers in waiting rooms instead of magazines. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If we were truly created by God, why do we occasionally bite the insides of our mouths? — Dara O Briain Copy Share Image
If I want to act relaxed, it's going to take all my cunning, skill, and concentration. — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
You 50 year old one-breasted bag of meat. Just hang it up and be grateful some of your friends are still living. — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
It was the most fun I've ever had on a movie. It was one of the happiest times in my life. I… — Mickey Rourke Copy Share Image
Tip to reduce weight, first turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right. Repeat this exercise every… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What they say about a breakthrough is completely an illusion. They are sending their warplanes to fly very low in order to… — Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf Copy Share Image
I can play a cat lady. I can't put my foot down and refuse to play anything but playing the perfect, well-adjusted… — Sarah Baker Copy Share Image
“Don't you think 'Mark is kind of a weird name for a Shadowhunter?" Julian was saying as Emma approached. "I mean, if… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“I had to say it gave me a warm feeling to picture Meredith Winslow spending twenty years or so in an ill… — Kate Carlisle Copy Share Image
Success is the next best thing to happiness, and if you can't be happy as a success, it's very unlikely that you… — Michael Korda Copy Share Image
You don't realize how inappropriate your favorite TV show is until your Mom walks in the room — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
“I don't believe in God, I only believe in Al Pacino, and that's the truth.” — Javier Bardem Copy Share Image
His breath is so bad why every time he smokes he blows onion rings. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I Dont Need A Man That Leeds To Sex That Leeds To Kids And I Dont Need Kids I Have A DOG ! — Dess Smith Copy Share Image
Glenn Hoddle hasn't been the Hoddle we know. Neither has Bryan Robson — Ron Greenwood Copy Share Image
Be substantially great in thyself, and more than thou appearest unto others. — Thomas Browne Copy Share Image
He who loves community destroys community; he who loves the brethren builds community. — Dietrich Bonhoeffer Copy Share Image
If you want to have more ideas. Simply spend more time in toilet :P — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
There's no such thing as a bad Picasso, but some are less good than others. — Pablo Picasso Copy Share Image
“What sort of look are you going for?” Damn, how did he answer this? “Something…normal,” he finally said.” — Toni Blake Copy Share Image
Only In Law School: Will someone hit on you by saying 'We could be a power couple.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I will forgive, but I won't forget.. I hope you know, you've lost my respect. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
One must live to build one's house, and not build one's house to live in. — Gaston Bachelard Copy Share Image
I've not been cursed with talent, which could be a great inhibitor. — Robert Rauschenberg Copy Share Image
A magic dwells in each beginning, protecting us, telling us how to live... — Hermann Hesse Copy Share Image
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas! — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
I feel like people are funny, and women are people, so I'm sick of the distinction. — Kate Flannery Copy Share Image
