So if you aspire to be a good conversationali st, be an attentive listener. — Dale Carnegie Copy Share Image
Wether you call on him or don't call on him, God will be present with you. — Frederick Buechner Copy Share Image
I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a flat tire. — Roy Orbison Copy Share Image
When your back is against the wall, there is only one thing to do, and that is turn around and fight. — John Major Copy Share Image
With all the bullshit in my life lately, I'm surprised I can't fertilize a nice flower garden in my back yard! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
“Seth turns to Laney and I. "Three months ago, I'm in Detroit protesting a free trade conference, right? Some pig shoves me,… — Hannah Harrington Copy Share Image
Let me remind you that this is God's universe, and He is doing things His way. You may think you have a… — J. Vernon McGee Copy Share Image
The Madonna tour thing was definitely funny that - you know, children were crying watching us... and it was interesting seeing how… — Ad-Rock Copy Share Image
I had this very strict rule when I began auditioning that I wasn't gonna do a thicker accent, because it was like,… — Kumail Nanjiani Copy Share Image
“Poetry's unnat'ral; no man ever talked in poetry 'cept a beadle on boxin' day, or Warren's blackin' or Rowland's oil, or some… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names. But one day I turned to my bullies and said… — Harry Hill Copy Share Image
“So you st that charge, and then put yourself right smack in the middle of the blast radius?" Brandt asked with what… — Abigail Roux Copy Share Image
“A: Funny about my mother. All my life, from the time I was just a little kid, I thought of her as… — Robert Cormier Copy Share Image
Father: Your teacher says she finds it Impossible to teach you anything! Son: Thats why I say shes no good! — A Josland Copy Share Image
Leadership is much less about what you do, and much more about who you are. — Frances Hesselbein Copy Share Image
Thats how we survive infinity - we kill it by breaking it up into small bits. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I don't create poetry, I create myself, for me my poems are a way to me. — Edith Södergran Copy Share Image
I know a member of one of New York's first families (first as you drive up Tenth Avenue) — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face. — Harry Hill Copy Share Image
The only time a woman will fight for a man now a days is on a reality show. — Abhishek Ghosh Copy Share Image
Installing love. ¦¦44%. Installation failed. Error 404: install money first. — Babloo Copy Share Image
Every Christmas I only buy gifts for friends when I find out they already got me one. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh, you're dating my ex...I thought the five second rule was for food only... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What is it that you like doing? If you don't like it, get out of it, because you'll be lousy at it. — Lee Iacocca Copy Share Image
Laws and institutions, like clocks, must occasionally be cleaned, wound up, and set to true time. — Henry Ward Beecher Copy Share Image
The grand tune is the only thing in music that the great public really understands. — Thomas Beecham Copy Share Image
Some of the best fiction writers got their start writing airline menus. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Farrah's dressing room was next to mine. There was a little hole in the wall. I let her look. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Sometimes, when my underwear matches my outfit, it makes me feel like I really have my life together. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its funny when I m loud people tellme to b quite. but when I m quite people ask me what's wrong with… — Some 1 Copy Share Image
