Whatever we cultivate in times of ease, we gather as strength for times of change. — Jack Kornfield Copy Share Image
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesnt work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I Will Consult with God and Know that I will be Guided to Do What is Needed. — Wayne Dyer Copy Share Image
They say that breaking up is hard to do, now I know, I know that it's true. — Neil Sedaka Copy Share Image
Find someone who will tremble for your touch, someone whose fingers are a poem. — Janet Fitch Copy Share Image
Onions think that they are ugly because you cry after you get them naked. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nowadays they have 12 directors and 15 producers and 30 writers. And all the writers want their lines said a certain way-which… — Tim Conway Copy Share Image
A dog reflects the family life. Whoever saw a frisky dog in a gloomy family, or a sad dog in a happy… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
“Melons. The girls. Gazongas. I could rattle off every nickname in the world for my boobs – oops nearly forgot jubblies –… — Gabrielle Tozer Copy Share Image
Growing up, there were TV shows that were very funny but very traditional. Classic things like 'Fawlty Towers,' obviously, and 'Blackadder' were… — Edgar Wright Copy Share Image
“No, this isn’t funny. She’s got to realize what she’s getting herself into. Our society isn’t for the faint of heart. It’s… — Nicole Gulla Copy Share Image
“...life is a funny thing. We go through ups and downs, winters and summers, but somewhere, sometimes, it's good.” — Ron McLarty Copy Share Image
If you wanna get away with murder, all you gotta do is shoot somebody in the head and put a demo tape… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Females love saying I'm single but soon when a ugly nigga ask for they number her 1st line iz awww I cant… — IG:Catone_2funny Copy Share Image
Not because I don't have anything to say, I just tend not to give a fuck. — Gothsynyster Copy Share Image
Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about. — Sam Ewing Copy Share Image
Totally without hope, one cannot live. To live without hope is to cease to live. — Jürgen Moltmann Copy Share Image
Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
In the Beginning, God made the Heaven and Earth. The rest was Made in China — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
Something that's a hilarious comedy, for someone else might be a drama. — Yorgos Lanthimos Copy Share Image
“Your tense," Will observed, staring out the windshield. "I have a ninja sitting shotgun. Of course I'm tense.” — Courtney Allison Moulton Copy Share Image
I get super paranoid whenever I walk into a store with something that they sell there... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Corne who taught you how to dance?? Because I know is not your father, he's got no sense of style… — Adaeze Agbai Copy Share Image
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's some mouthwash, use it maybe? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I run around my house naked with heels all the time. It's so funny. — Mary-Kate Olsen Copy Share Image
We have fewer friends than we imagine, but more than we know. — Hugo von Hofmannsthal Copy Share Image
I told Clooney, George, you’re worth $100 million — of course you can afford to be a socialist! — Kevin Sorbo Copy Share Image
Counting in octal is just likst counting in decimal--if you don't use your thumbs. — Tom Lehrer Copy Share Image
A jury too often has at least one member more ready to hang the panel than to hang the traitor. — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
“And what exactly is it that you do?" "I do pretty much what the name implies. I shoot trouble.” — Bard Constantine Copy Share Image
My one light American Spirit that I smoke once a week, on Saturday night. — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
Nobody has a right now to say that the Hindus are not liberal to a fault. — Swami Vivekananda Copy Share Image
