I gradually stopped wondering, ‘What life do I have?' and began to consider, ‘What life can I build? — Christopher Reeve Copy Share Image
Sometimes you have to stand up for yourself...you may get your ass kicked, but you stood up for yourself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My wife will buy anything marked down. Last year she bought an escalator. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
“It is a fact that even warming moments overwhelm me with despair, and this is why I am I.” — Morrissey Copy Share Image
Study to know Him more and more, for the more you know, the more you will love Him, — George Whitefield Copy Share Image
I don't want to wear what every other women wears. I won't be dictated to. — Bianca Jagger Copy Share Image
The funny thing is I'm actually really insecure. I have a lot of girl issues - 'I'm not pretty enough,' 'I'm not… — Lindsay Pearce Copy Share Image
I had everything I'd hoped for, but I wasn't being myself. So I decided to be honest about who I was. It… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
So to me, Texas Hold 'em puts me to sleep. At least when you play stud, you can be funny as you… — Joseph Bologna Copy Share Image
I saw a lady on TV, she was born without arms. That's sad, but then they said, "Lola does not know the… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
We're gonna have to sweeten some of these jokes for the CD. You know what sweeten means, right? Sweeten is a show-biz… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
When I'm on stage, it's really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to remember my act, trying… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Dear Lord, I've been asked, nay commanded, to thank Thee for the Christmas turkey before us... a turkey which was no doubt… — Berkeley Breathed Copy Share Image
Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
