Funny but true! We learn not to trust anyone from those we trusted ONCE! — Senora Roy Copy Share Image
Even if it doesn't work, there is something healthy and invigorating about direct action — Henry Miller Copy Share Image
She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
Everybody is afraid they won't have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him.… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
I went to the store and bought eight apples; the clerk said, "Do you want these in a bag?" I said, "Oh,… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Laurence Olivier said in an interview once that when he plays a tragedy he always aims for the funny parts, and the… — Christopher Walken Copy Share Image
If you're serious, you really understand that it's important that you laugh as much as possible and admit that you're the funniest… — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
Optimism isn't funny unless you are laughing at the person, whereas extreme pessimism is extremely funny. It's exaggeration. — Steve Toltz Copy Share Image
I think I'm starting to have a problem with my vision, ever since I got married I haven't seen any money through… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
“Trent’s chest rises with a quick inhale as his hands lift to grab mine and pull them out, placing them with a… — K.A. Tucker Copy Share Image
