I've tried a lot of things in the off-season, but the only thing I really know is baseball. — Hank Aaron Copy Share Image
Trolls are slow in the uptake, and mighty suspicious about anything new to them. — J. R. R. Tolkien Copy Share Image
Feel free to celebrate Boss's Day by blaming me for one of your many mistakes today. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In this world, everyone wants to know everything about you, and I think that's funny. — Leighton Meester Copy Share Image
“In this city, we've got a saying: once is coincidence, twice is a booking offense! -Judge Dredd” — John Wagner Copy Share Image
Laughter is the best medicine, but if you laugh for no reason than you need medicine — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Its funny how I bleed for u every day its funny how I remember everything we have done together its funny how… — Gabrielle Metzger Copy Share Image
“I go in on your arm and we separate. To make me look unavailable, since Vlad likes what he can’t have, I… — Amelia Hutchins Copy Share Image
“It's not because I want to make out with her." Hold on." He grabbed a pencil and scrawled excitedly at the paper… — John Green Copy Share Image
Facebook is now like home, if you don't come back in 24 hours it means you are either lost, dead, sick or… — Hafsa Copy Share Image
I just hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that say 'I'm Stupid.' That way you wouldn't rely on them,… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
“If she in fact knows magic she needs to do a spell to adjust that shitty attitude she has all of a… — Holly Hood Copy Share Image
It is too much to hope that I shall keep up my success. I don't ask for that. All I shall do… — Audrey Hepburn Copy Share Image
Love is a dark path,you need a lamp to see WHO IS COMING. They lay with you in bed to see WHO… — Isaac Buabeng Copy Share Image
