Common sense is merely the deposit of prejudice laid down in the human mind before the age of 18. — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
Heres something to think about: How come you never see a headline like Psychic Wins Lottery? — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Condoms are like women...most of the time they're pretty annoying, but you need them to get laid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Shitday, shitday, shitday, shitday, Friday! Saturday! Sunday! and shitday again. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Breakin' in cribs with a crowbar I wasn't poor, I was po', I couldn't afford the 'o-r' — Big L Copy Share Image
LIKE if you don't care what people think about you because you do what YOU want — Anonymous Copy Share Image
U buy ur girlfriend a 4ne, Another guy buys her Airtym, Thats division of labor. U buy her Nika another guy removes… — Mars Mavis Paul John Copy Share Image
“Who decides which defects are funny and which ones are tragic? Nobody laughs at blind people or makes iron lung jokes.” — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
I Followed you, I starred you, I retweeted you, I DM'ed you, I lost you, I blocked you, I never wanna see… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Let a short Act of Parliament be passed, placing all street musicians outside the protection of the law, so that any citizen… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
Study finds that if someone likes your stuff on Facebook/Instagram you're 56% more likely to do a favor for them. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I have not professionally dealt in truth. Many when they come to die have spent all the truth that was in them,… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“What I did with his automobile was fairly dramatic and somewhat risky, but still a lot easier than finding a parking place… — Mark Helprin Copy Share Image
“When she walked by the two officers, they didn't recognize her. "Have you seen the luscious bonbon with the golden braids?" She… — Laura L. Sullivan Copy Share Image
