“No, I don't want you to leave. I'm just grabbing your coat and nudging your toward the door for fun #AHOLE” — Andy Ostrom Copy Share Image
To be aware of limitations is already to be beyond them. — Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel Copy Share Image
I would not say he (David Ginola) is the best left-winger in the Premiership, but there are none better. — Ron Atkinson Copy Share Image
That one friend that can make anything funny just by the way they say it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ladies and gentleman are permitted to have friends in the kennel, but not in the kitchen. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
That's the nature of research you don't know what in hell you're doing. — Harold Eugene Edgerton Copy Share Image
I asked my wife if she enjoys a cigarette after sex and she said "No, one drag is enough". — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Stop checking your phone nobody loves you! - me at the cinema to anyone checking their phone — Green Monk Copy Share Image
The more you do, the more you fail. The more you fail, the more you learn. The more you learn, the better… — John C. Maxwell Copy Share Image
I have a million funny ideas for sketches, but I don't want to spend tens of thousands of dollars shooting them. — Gavin McInnes Copy Share Image
I definitely take after my dad, looks-wise. But my mum is my greatest inspiration. All the women in my family are amazing.… — Shari Sebbens Copy Share Image
I learned that to be amusing was not to be frivolous and that language - always the language - was the magic… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
Question: What was the hardest thing you had to give up? Answer: I know this is kinda pathtic but probably brady..this kid… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“She'd made him watch every Alien movie. Most of the goriest scenes were accompanied by his dialogue: 'Ach, that's no' - that's… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“Stick your dick in’?” I asked, my brows probably touching. “Did you actually just say that?” “Make love. I meant make love… — Kylie Scott Copy Share Image
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play… — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
