Just because I’m single and don’t date a lot, that doesn’t make me a lesbian. — Kelly Clarkson Copy Share Image
In high school, when I played football I got no respect. I shared a locker with a mop. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
We have to allow ourselves to see what there is to see, and we have to imagine. — David Almond Copy Share Image
“Hey, Mr. Nakata. Gramps. Fire! Flood! Earthquake! Revolution! Godzilla's on the loose! Get up !” — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
I was reading this James Bond book, and right away I realized that, like most books, it had too many words. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“You try almost dying, being chased, then hopping in a car with a complete (horny) stranger.” — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
Wife: Shall we try a different position tonight? Husband: Excellent idea Wife: U stand at sink, wash dishes, I will lie on… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
In each age men of genius undertake the ascent. From below, the world follows them with their eyes. These men go up… — Victor Hugo Copy Share Image
“Instead of hearing the message he was trying to impress upon me and the impressionable queer ears hanging on his every word,… — Ethan Day Copy Share Image
I do not love "good" more than I love "bad." Hitler went to heaven. When you understand this, you will understand God. — Neale Donald Walsch Copy Share Image
“She giggled. Giggled. Her cheeks pinked, and goddamn, if this plane didn’t get to the gate and un-board them, he was going… — Cristin Harber Copy Share Image
There are a lot of really funny guys who are very natural in what they do: Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Seth Rogen. — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
A lot of people think that, as a person, Nawazuddin Siddiqui is very serious. However, he is very funny and witty. Once… — Shweta Tripathi Copy Share Image
“If you were anyone else, your nuts would be taking a long vacation, and the destination would be out of your mouth” — J.A. Saare Copy Share Image
