If someone cheats with you, don't be surprised when they cheat on you. — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
I always thought an Oxymoron was an idiot addicted to synthetic heroin until I Googled it...lol — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
I think we all have wanted someone we can't have while someone that can't have us wants us. — Brian Zilinek Being single Copy Share Image
Unwritten rule of life: If you're in a hurry someone slow will always manage to end up in front of you. — Brian Zilinek Annoying people Copy Share Image
Taking subtle shots at someone on Facebook and acting cool to their face=bitch move — Brian Zilinek Funny facebook status Copy Share Image
If you rock Gucci and get welfare checks you need to get your priorities straight. — Brian Zilinek Funny facebook status Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you walk into a public restroom and the guy at the urinal has his shorts to his ankles… — Brian Zilinek Awkward moment Copy Share Image
Makes me laugh how every rapper goes around sayin things like, I fucked yo bitch…umm since when was getting sloppy seconds a… — Brian Zilinek Being single Copy Share Image
Happy Friday to all my loyal friends and to all you backstabbing, two faced, fake friends I hope karma bitch slaps you! — Brian Zilinek Fake friends Copy Share Image
When you lose something in your room ever notice how it shows up only once you give up the need to find… — Brian Zilinek Letting go Copy Share Image
No judgment can hurt you when you realize someone is judgmental because it's a reflection of their own insecurities. — Brian Zilinek Arrogance Copy Share Image
If you make a fake profile posing as a girl and add people to spy on them you should maybe invest in… — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
I had Five Guys Burger and Fries for dinner. Now my car smells like the food. Just realized it'd sound bad saying… — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
I wonder what the job titles are at Trojan Condoms? Gap Analyst? Lubrication Assistant? Package Consultant? Lol any ideas? — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
You know why we live in a world full of lies and deception? Because the truth hurts. People seem to believe lies… — Brian Zilinek Acceptance Copy Share Image
It annoys me when people act like you're worthless if you're not a college graduate. The reality is the most successful people… — Brian Zilinek College graduates Copy Share Image
Your opinion is about as relevant as Vanilla Ice in 2012. If you still wear FUBU don't tell me how to dress,… — Brian Zilinek Change Copy Share Image
How to be a rapper in 2012: Wear skinny jeans, rap about how high drunk you get, pretend you can afford designer… — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
Stupidity is unattractive then again so is someone trying too hard to prove they're intelligent. Guess I'm hard to satisfy? — Brian Zilinek Dating Copy Share Image
Being loyal and real isn't easy. Why do you think the majority of people are fake? Most are terrified of confrontation which… — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
Best way to find out who your real friends are: Stop doing anything of benefit for anyone and see who's still around. — Brian Zilinek Fake friends quotes Copy Share Image
One person's dream is another person's nightmare. No matter how good or bad something is there will always be someone who loves… — Brian Zilinek Criticism Copy Share Image
Dear Facebook mobile, Please update your app and fix all the glitches. Your app has more issues than my last relationship. Sincerely,… — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
I always find it ironic that dramatic people's conversations revolve around how dramatic someone is..run in circles much? — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
If every story someone tells you revolves around how great they are and how they're always the victim in situations they're most… — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
Moving too fast in a relationship is like putting delicate clothes in a hot dryer. Things will heat up fast but permanent… — Brian Zilinek Dating Copy Share Image
I only like my drama in TV and movies, so if you're bringing it to my real life don't be mad when… — Brian Zilinek Drama Copy Share Image
Sleeping with anyone who comes your way doesn't make you a player. It makes you desperate with no standards. — Brian Zilinek Desperate Copy Share Image
