There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
What peace can we hope to find elsewhere if we have none within us — Teresa of Avila Copy Share Image
Sorry your girlfriend is too young to sit with us at the adult table this Thanksgiving. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everything that I have written is closely related to something that I have lived through. — Henrik Ibsen Copy Share Image
When I started driving our old four-door green DeSoto, I always took Skip on my trips around town. I would get Skip… — Willie Morris Copy Share Image
Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This is going to sound really funny. I have a poster of Zac Efron on my wall! I think every girl has… — Vanessa Hudgens Copy Share Image
It's funny, when guests come over to the house, they want to see my gold medal first and my U.S. Open trophy… — Justin Rose Copy Share Image
30 Rock' is superbly funny - it's unashamedly odd, loud and cartoony. There are physical jokes, clever jokes, dumb jokes, character jokes… — Lou Sanders Copy Share Image
21 is the age of responsibility. Give it a few months and you will be wondering why you were in such a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
